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• VelvetStorm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Defends her child rape you mean?

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks for calling it what it is. What is going on with those thirsty boomer humor commenters below?

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    • Ketchup@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t take it seriously, those commenters figured out they can troll hexbear and lemmyworld at the same time with one “joke”.

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  • BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Cool defence. Still statutory rape.

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    • jerryjigglemeyer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      i’m pretty sure that was their point.

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    • Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think they were quoting Brooklyn 99

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• soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Technically she said his grades improved while she was his teacher. Though the headlines imply his grades improved because of their sexual relations.

  The media love to bend statements to get a reaction

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  • Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    wtf the media made the rapist look bad

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    • Soulg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Media should portray what happened accurately.

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    • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If she had plead innocent and wasn’t convicted then your comment would be wrong for assumption, but she plead guilty so you’re right.

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  • Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah, the picture baited me. Lol

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  • doctorcrimson@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah I was gonna say, if she’s arguing then she plead innocent but that statement would have been an incriminating admission, so…

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The grades improved because she was flirting amd made the answer to every math problem 69.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hi, is this tutor still available?

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  • Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Would you be making jokes if a male teacher had raped a female student?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You know what the real joke here is? Not a damn thing in that screenshot says anything about the student being underage, for all I fucking know the student is a 30 year old college student.

      Not like I even give a fuck anymore, I’m not stupid enough to check random short links from screenshots. Give me a fully qualified link or I’m just gonna treat it like the joke it might as well be.

      If it’s serious enough to get upset about, why no fully qualified link?

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t know how many times I fantasized about one of my teachers. I take offense to the idea that I would have been considered a “victim” if I had managed to achieve one of my dreams.

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The joke is she would have been totally legal with me.

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• realitista@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like that she chose a sexy teacher porn star outfit for court.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well yeah the goal of that is obviously to make the judge and jury think her rape victim was lucky instead of taken advantage of by a trusted adult with authority over him

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    • rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      youtu.be/8hdbns1Xdk0?si=sFXUfRUCGt_iui7I

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• stephfinitely@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Absolutely disgusting.

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• Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh! So if his grades approved, we can drop the case I guess. Bailiff: let her go free!

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• Diplomjodler@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Uh Miss! Miss! Can I have a private session too? My… grades really need improving.

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s a victim of molestation. Get off PornHub, get your pants back on, open the door and touch grass.

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• 0Xero0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  so you’re telling me those hentais I fapped to…I mean heard about were real?

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  • UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yeah, everything but the tentacles part.

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    • GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Don’t crush my dreams.

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• xia@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I could see how that might be motivating.

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  • Glytch@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It wasn’t molestation, it was an incentive program.

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• forrgott@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Isn’t this like having the boss justify pressuring his secretary for sex by saying that she got a raise?

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• MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wasn’t this an SNL skit with Ronda Rousey?

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• elouboub@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Very compelling, now face the wall.

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• Symphonia117@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is from 2015.

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  • Pixelle3D@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m not sure the reference date changes anything about the post, but I appreciate the context.

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• son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What would’ve happened if his grades didn’t improve?

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  • shasta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Believe it or not, straight to jail!

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• jerome@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  She looks like a mummy, unwrapped, found in an ancient tomb. She has zero facial fat.

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• DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  "My end justified the means"

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  • DigitalPaperTrail@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    link to what I assume is the article : https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-teacher-brianne-altice-defends-relationship-with-teenage-student-a6972656.html

    I assume that's the article, since I searched instead of going directly to that shortened link above because I'm sure it's extremelysafetrustmebro. The article is all the way from an eon ago, in 2016

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