You're only allowed to pick one

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• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s too dirty.

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

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• teft@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What about some Klingon foreplay? Image

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    • JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This IS sex!

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    • Sharpiemarker@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Quark can tell you all about that

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    • HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s some vanilla shit.

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  • Psaldorn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    In here to read, not to breed

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He has an elegant confidence

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  • Sharpiemarker@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Interesting kink

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• RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

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  • evidences@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.

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• Carlo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Definitely 8: candle ghost sex.Image

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This scene haunts me

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• Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A night with jadzia

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  • cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    …playing tongo

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Strip tongo?

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• MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.

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  • MajorHavoc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

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    • jackoneill@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Holly crap I read that in his voice

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• Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  8 Oo-mox from Moogie

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• AGD4@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I prefer A Date with Tom

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  • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    RIP to your back.

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• kat_angstrom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Definitely 6

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

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  • the_sisko@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not even close!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  6. Hands down.

  “Let’s go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had has a pet.”

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not bestiality when the targ is actually a changeling.

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• Pancito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is quality content.

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• Stamets@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He’s funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

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  • Sharpiemarker@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.

    I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I’m not one to judge.

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• Maultasche@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  7 All of the above

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• Zink@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

  “That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

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• hesusingthespiritbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.

  The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What about licking the head soooooooo clean

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• MechKit@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I could always use a good massage.

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