the future is now, old man

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• jayemar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I didn’t realize train robber was still an option

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  • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    An entire life of shennigans and mischief wasted, I COULDA ROBBED TRAINS?!

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why do you think public transportation is popular with the youth?

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  • redballooon@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Well the goods have become larger and heavier, you’ll probably need to kidnap the train before you can rob it.

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    • figaro@lemdro.id ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I suppose I could utilize a larger train to kidnap the train

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It was never NOT an option.

    We do still have trains, don’t we?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “I wanna be TikTok when I grow up.”

  “You want to make content for TikTok?”

  “No! I want to be the app!”

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  • Bread@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It sounds stupid, but kids are stupid. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a police car. Not a cop, the car. Sometimes dreams need to stay dreams.

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    • jarfil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well, have you ever seen a police car break any laws? Your dream was great, don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

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    • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Never give up on your dream, it might just be possible with enough cybernetics and plastic surgery! The future is now! Image

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want to be a firetruck

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    • pedro@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m Idaho

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I want children to be addicted to touching my body with their grubby little hands”

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    • Preciseid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      A few Catholic priests, salivating, enters the chat.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just the stuff thats visible here is already more than 100% lol

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Which is why you don’t see “mathematician” on the list.

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe some kids want multiple jobs

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No one wants two jobs, but the kids these days know they’ll need it

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• capy_bara@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Up yours, woke moralists! We’ll see who cancels who

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  • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    related

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• pizzahoe@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Woke moralist. The destroyer of Jordan Peterson.

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Pretty sure that was the benzos

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Woke Moralists and Benzos handshake meme

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hey fellow kids! Who wants to be a woke moralist, amirite?

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  • devdad@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Had? I hope you’re ok.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oh no, he’s fine. Poor choice of words; he’s all grown up now is all.

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• ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I'm a wojak artist.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What the fuck is wojak?

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    • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Here are some examples:

      Image

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  • capy_bara@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Prove it

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    • ZILtoid1991@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Here's a creation of mine.

      Attachment: media.kbin.social ↗

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• PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Real human bean

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• virku@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I guess my toddlers aren’t main stream then. One wants to be a policefiremantruck and the other a snail tamer.

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  • turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Snail tamer sounds like an amazing job

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    • Thranduil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Its very dangerous. A feral snail can be more deadly than the monthy python rabbit. The tend to be cool tho

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• OpenHammer6677@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dang those kids can spell Beaureaoucrat

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