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• deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just want to take a moment to appreciate the creativity within constraints.

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  • 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This person carries the spirit of bobby tables within them

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Limit testing the highest pressure situations on the highest earning individuals.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They allegedly perform well under pressure.

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    • FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Let’s find out! 🪨

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When you put “can work under high pressure” on your resume

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  12k likes for an inane corporate ad post? Gotta be mostly bots.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not just likes but also… whatever threads calls a retweet. What human being freely echoes an advertisement? Lol

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      “Uh… Khakis?”

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    • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You don’t think there are 183 people out there that would repeat a brands advertisement? O.o

      Honestly I’d think it would be higher.

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  • BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It is incredibly easy to buy likes / posts / etc, if it was entirely bots, that’s only like $50.

    Kinda worrying that you can push basically whatever narrative you want very cheaply on any social media.

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I am sincerely curious, can you please explain specifically how to purchase 29,000 bot likes

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Sometimes if I really like a reply, I’ll like/upvote/whatever its parents so the reply gets more visibility.

    It’s provocative, it gets the people going!

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• CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah but you still bought the blue checkmark, though.

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  • usernameusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s threads not twitter

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    • CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Paying $14.99/month to Zucciberg corp isn‘t that much different than paying it to Edolph.

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• ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is an ad. The “bRaNd GeTs sLamMeD” is just the shittiest viral marketing technique from the 2010s. Do better, lemmy.

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, I still have no desire to purchase pepsi. This post has left me entertained yet unmoved.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      When I drink Pepsi it’s always just after I’ve asked for coke.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh no! Low quality posts in a shitposting community? Not on my watch!

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Petition to rename the beverage “Annie’s boobs”

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  (About 110 MPa)

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    MPa? Mega-Pennsylvanias?

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    • zergtoshi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      How much is that in football fields?

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  • huquad@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Can I get that in number of elephants standing on my chest?

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I never even thought of calling 1000 kilopascals a MEGAPASCAL. Haven’t dealt with physics or anything since the cup of coffee that was my college career, so I don’t exactly go around using it, but I love it. I just love it.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Put them in a submarine under an ocean of blood.

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  • onceandfuturealice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wasn’t expecting an Iron Lung reference in this thread 🫁

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    🎶 SpongeBob SquarePants 🎶

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  • jaennaet@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Put them in a submarine under an ocean of bloodepsi

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• neatchee@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Your shitpostid is in the format of a North American phone number, with an area code in Quebec.

  Nothing implied by that, just couldn’t help but notice.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Vive la resistance!

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• Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Technically they dropped the E in Pepsi

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s at the end of “more.”

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    • Jessica@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Oh you’re absolutely right! 10 out of 10 post

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• maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Is it post traumatic biopsi?

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• krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  When is we did that, almost nothing if value would be distributed to the average person.

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