FDIC? Nope, your accounts are backed by NFTs.
end times are here
Submitted 1 month ago by sveltecider@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
nul42@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Have you gotten the mark of mrBeast yet?
TachyonTele@piefed.social 1 month ago
I hope this was years ago and it failed spectacularly for the YouTube guy.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 1 month ago
It does not fail. Every kid knows his name, so he can rip them of before their costomers lean how banks work, and how to spot good deals or red flags. Every video he makes will be an ad for his bank on the YouTube homepage.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I was truly baffled when my boy used to watch him. He’d make money from ad revenue, then would also star in the ads about his own products which I assume he got paid for that and then makes money from increased sales. And in between his show being an ad for himself and his next grift the whole shtick was being so generous that he gave his mom a house.
Its like everywhere that man looked its just moneymoneymoneymoney and kids think its in any way honest.
lovely_reader@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Looks like 15 hours ago :(
VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The people at the front desk where I work sell his shit for him, cheap wax chocolate that cost 5$ and other crap. He makes bank selling the most shit things he can find to phone zombies.
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
With that amount of money it’s basically impossible to fail unless he actively involves himself to fuck shit up
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh so Mr Beast wants to go to prison. Mega Madoff Ponzi scheme 2.0. Stealing from white kids is not a good strategy.
btsax@reddthat.com 1 month ago
Madoff only went to prison because he stole from rich people. Stealing from regular people is basic business practice
yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
May I introduce you to the concept of “rent”? Basically, I pay you for a job and give you a place to live but you have to pay me back for living there. It is not slavery, because we both pay for a service.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You think poor people are looking at Financial services in general?
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Just steal from the poor, they don’t have money to sue.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Or orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
he needs to branch out as his “audiences ages out” i dont how much that lunchly drama hurt his views, but he seems to be desperate to pivot to something else.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Once his fame starts to die down, he’ll definitely start the grift. Quote me.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Mr Beast is the best modern candidate for the Antichrist for sure. I’ve never seen grown ass adults get more defensive over some random YouTube guy.
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, he doesn’t have a huge Christian following / congregations supporting him, such is actually one of the requirements for Anti-Christ.
No joke Trump fits it extremely well. He even was essentially given a golden calf.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
hes competing with PETER THIEL, who is obsessed with the anti-christ.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Peter Thiel knows about the Anti-Christ
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I don’t watch any of them, but I would say three-way-tag-team-tie, with Logan Paul and Andrew Tate, competing against R Kelly, Trump, and Epstein.
clucose@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Surely the Anti-Christ wouldn’t be killed by a prison gang like Epstein
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 month ago
im pretty sure its peter thiel.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Thank you!! I honestly agree.