Docs used to be cool as hell

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• Limerance@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Washing hands is overrated. It only leads to a weaker immune system.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t know RFK Jr was on Lemmy.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shit, for bonus protection, lick handrails in public.

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    • Limerance@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is very bad advice for cold weather.

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Real men rub shit into their open wounds

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Had an micro teacher a long time ago at community college where 90% of his students were in healthcare career tracks. He told us when we’re hometo eat and roll in the dirt and for the most part only wash our hands after the toilet and before eating / prepping food or anything specifically medical like wound care or putting on contracts. …then at work you wash your hands every time you touch something and before touching your face. Said that was the key to a strong immune system.

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not to mention weaker social circle. :)

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    • Limerance@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Easier to dominate.

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• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Prescribes the weakest painkiller in the world for every malady

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  • Limerance@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This opium-cannabis-arsenic tincture will make you feel much better in no time.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Modern American doctors vs. Modern European doctors

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What kind do they give to malord?

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A slap on the ass on the way out the door

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I sat in a German emergency room for about eight hours total with a broken eye socket and radius for initial diagnosis and treatment a couple of years ago, and the only inquiry into my ability to manage the pain was one doctor asking if I had paracetamol at home right before I left. When I said I did, the doctor nodded and left the room.

    In fairness to them, it was a Sunday and they wanted to do a full scan of my head (it wasn’t an MRI and I don’t think it was an X-ray, but I don’t remember what it was called- it looked like an MRI machine, just giant) and I needed to have a bunch of different types of doctor check me out. I was also able to manage the pain and didn’t actually need painkillers, but I was really surprised they didn’t at least check in about it.

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    • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was a CT, basically a 3D X-ray.

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Better take your ladies to another doctor!

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Scared of Apples, that was unexpected and funny as hell.

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  • MirrorGiraffe@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    https://preview.redd.it/y1qh8bqspu511.jpg

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• knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  TBF the current administration is trying really hard to bring back the plague.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you find that mask phallic I’m a little concerned.

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  • TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Anything is phallic if you’re brave enough

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    • stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Truth

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• Sergio@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1619:

  • learned their trade on corpses stolen from graveyards
  • collaborates with alchemists and exorcists
  • pay what you can, takes 10 minutes to either cure you or kill you

  2019:

  • might be able to see you 10 months from now in a virtual visit
  • “your insurance probably won’t cover that!”

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• Dadifer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Agree

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• HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mike Tyson can pronounce the word for that ear hearing thingy.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thethothope?

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Were the masks really phallic? More like a bird’s beak.

  And I seem to recall there being a practical purpose too. Something about stuffing it with something to overcome the smell of putrid death.

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cain’t even saw no bones no more cuz of woke

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• MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  those are some weird looking dogs, ngl

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