Prescribes the weakest painkiller in the world for every malady
Docs used to be cool as hell
Submitted 2 months ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 months ago
Limerance@piefed.social 2 months ago
This opium-cannabis-arsenic tincture will make you feel much better in no time.
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or conversely, gets a third of the population hooked on opioids and ruins their lives
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 months ago
Modern American doctors vs. Modern European doctors
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
What kind do they give to malord?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 months ago
A slap on the ass on the way out the door
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I sat in a German emergency room for about eight hours total with a broken eye socket and radius for initial diagnosis and treatment a couple of years ago, and the only inquiry into my ability to manage the pain was one doctor asking if I had paracetamol at home right before I left. When I said I did, the doctor nodded and left the room.
In fairness to them, it was a Sunday and they wanted to do a full scan of my head (it wasn’t an MRI and I don’t think it was an X-ray, but I don’t remember what it was called- it looked like an MRI machine, just giant) and I needed to have a bunch of different types of doctor check me out. I was also able to manage the pain and didn’t actually need painkillers, but I was really surprised they didn’t at least check in about it.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It was a CT, basically a 3D X-ray.
Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Better take your ladies to another doctor!
knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
TBF the current administration is trying really hard to bring back the plague.
can@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If you find that mask phallic I’m a little concerned.
TheSeveralJourneysOfReemus@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anything is phallic if you’re brave enough
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Truth
Sergio@piefed.social 2 months ago
1619:
- learned their trade on corpses stolen from graveyards
- collaborates with alchemists and exorcists
- pay what you can, takes 10 minutes to either cure you or kill you
2019:
- might be able to see you 10 months from now in a virtual visit
- “your insurance probably won’t cover that!”
Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Agree
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
Mike Tyson can pronounce the word for that ear hearing thingy.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thethothope?
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Were the masks really phallic? More like a bird’s beak.
And I seem to recall there being a practical purpose too. Something about stuffing it with something to overcome the smell of putrid death.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Cain’t even saw no bones no more cuz of woke
MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world 2 months ago
those are some weird looking dogs, ngl
Limerance@piefed.social 2 months ago
Washing hands is overrated. It only leads to a weaker immune system.
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I didn’t know RFK Jr was on Lemmy.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Shit, for bonus protection, lick handrails in public.
Limerance@piefed.social 2 months ago
This is very bad advice for cold weather.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Real men rub shit into their open wounds
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Had an micro teacher a long time ago at community college where 90% of his students were in healthcare career tracks. He told us when we’re hometo eat and roll in the dirt and for the most part only wash our hands after the toilet and before eating / prepping food or anything specifically medical like wound care or putting on contracts. …then at work you wash your hands every time you touch something and before touching your face. Said that was the key to a strong immune system.
1984@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Not to mention weaker social circle. :)
Limerance@piefed.social 1 month ago
Easier to dominate.