OP figures out love languages

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• Grimy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Ouf, that tldr tho

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  • SavinDWhales@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I just do the things to her that I do to my dog…

    Sooo… You’re doing it… doggystyle? 👉🏼👈🏼

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who’s a good girl!!! Yeah you! You’re the goodest girl! Yes you are!!!

  OP scratches gf behind her ears, puts her outside, fucks the dog.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes! That’s exactly what we… wait.

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• Steve@communick.news ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is completely reasonable.
  It makes too much sense to be a shit post.

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  • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s just healthy adaptation. They care for their partner so they found a way to meet their partner’s needs that isn’t overly burdensome.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I just do the things to her that I do to my dog, because I love my dog more.

      Ah, I see — we’re calling this healthy now.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I mean, what on earth makes you happier than someone you care about being excited to see you?

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  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the week that Lemmy shitposting died. Now its just horny on main and tumblr reposts.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would unironically love it if my wife would bust out a chocolate telling me “whos a good boy?”.

  I will wash the dishes for that.

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  • daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨56⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I want this sooooo bad.

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro, dogs can’t have chocolate! \s

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Would you do it for a Scooby Snack?

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• callyral@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is kinda sad but I’m… glad it worked?

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  • Soleos@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s sad only because the tone is dismissive/condescending. Otherwise it’s just describing someone who figured out how their gf likes to receive affection. My head canon says they’ve only been dating for a couple months and they’ve had their dog for years.

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    • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t think I could ever love a partner more than I love my cat tbh

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