One trip only

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Need him in my bed.

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• CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Impressive. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s sweatpants.

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• BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Unless you live in a no plastic bag state and forget your own bags again. Then it’s two paper bags at a time and pray one of em doesn’t rip…

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    50th Lidl cotton pack added to the pile (I forgot).

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I have one very large tote bag, put all my groceries in it, and sling it over my shoulder. I could never go back to these tiny flimsy plastic bags

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  • osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨44⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    not to mention that these bags take thousands of years to break down.

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• j_elgato@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Armpits unclenched and bagless.

  Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.

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• YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I want to see the rest where he shuffles on his heels back to the house.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    shuffle? why when you got heelies

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• LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d sooner break my arms than make two trips

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t tell your mother.

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    • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Lmao best part of this is that I just found out I probably have a severe rotator cuff injury. I posted that comment and then got some imaging results 10 mins later.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those are the cutest little tiny hands I’ve ever seen.

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  • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They look like bricks to me, but you go and tell him he has little hands.

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You know what they say about tiny hands 😉

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That both will fit in my ass like a pair of raccoons?

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He skipped hand day shaking my smh.

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m not the only one!

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  • AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    he-hey, get into my DMs.

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