j_elgato
@j_elgato@leminal.space
- Comment on woops 1 week ago:
Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?
- Comment on Planned 10-gigawatt Softbank data center in Ohio might be the largest in the world — will require a $33 billion natural gas plant, equivalent to nine nuclear reactors 2 weeks ago:
From the slow graveyard spiral that was so gentle we would never even notice when the future impacted with the fucking ground, to this:
Pitching the nose down 90° and kicking on the afterburners as we blast “rock you like a hurricane” while we hurdle to our doom.
- Comment on We don’t have room in the carbon budget for a world war. 2 weeks ago:
Sure we will!
Human-driven climate change will accelerate the Holocene mass extinction, ending Homo Sapiens - and with us will go all carbon-producing industry.
The carbon thing finds its equilibrium after some tens of thousands of years, and the climate stabilizes some hundreds of thousands or millions of years after that. And then, provided the biosphere wasn’t damaged beyond its ability to compensate or regulate for the increased solar luminosity that has occurred since the last “Hot-House Earth” climate, it will recover and heal.
And if not, then we’ve killed everything down to the tardigrades, and probably them too, and we end up with a runaway greenhouse Venus type situation some 0.3 - 0.6 billion years early.
- Comment on Is there a game that combines Civ with Sims? 3 weeks ago:
Go. Outside.
- Comment on Gen Z males twice as likely as baby boomers to believe wives should obey husbands 4 weeks ago:
This would be very worrisome if their generation was expected to enjoy a full lifespan and survive an increasingly grim and dystopian future…
- Comment on The reason 4 weeks ago:
As if the gelatinous tub of whale meat has enough of an attention span to remain focused on an entire military campaign?
- Comment on One trip only 5 weeks ago:
Armpits unclenched and bagless.
Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 5 weeks ago:
Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.
40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.
- Comment on What launcher should I replace Nova with? 1 month ago:
Digging it so far
Enshittification - Migration
appears to be a perpetual cycle. Stop giving Joe Rogan your $12 each month and your email provider announces it’s agenda to gargle MAGA balls… Now, all we need is an open source alternative to US healthcare…
- Comment on CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant 1 month ago:
Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…
- Comment on Why do horses allow humans to ride on their backs? 1 month ago:
Cows didn’t let us ride them, and look what we did to them… Look what we did to them!!!
- Comment on I will not stand for this information warfare any longer! 2 months ago:
2.0?
Somehow I always just assumed they would name it the Dos Equis virus…
- Comment on Do people eat this? 2 months ago:
It’s strangely tasty.
Tried it when I first heard about this and somehow the crunch and the butter work really well with the untoasted bread.
- Comment on that is crazy! 2 months ago:
I mean… I’m not sending a whole lot of regret here…
- Comment on 2 months ago:
Not until we make our own video hosting site - with blackjack and hookers!
- Comment on When did people start saying "have a good rest of your day" 5 months ago:
Seriously?
- Comment on When did people start saying "have a good rest of your day" 5 months ago:
It doeth sound a little off, even though it’s very minor.
- Submitted 5 months ago to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world | 48 comments
- Comment on "Rizz", "cooking" and "based" are going to be stereotypical old people words one day 6 months ago:
That would be rad…
- Comment on Almost all nations miss UN deadline for new climate targets 1 year ago:
Really now, just what kind of odds would you give a species such as ours: one that demonstrates it has no interest in ensuring its own survival…