I missed the Pedo/Nazi extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?

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• Asafum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I fixed the economy. You’re all rich now.”

  “Iran is going to kill us all if you don’t let me glass the whole area for Isreal our safety.”

  “The left are all terrorists who hate Americans and America.”

  “Everybody loves me so much they call me crying about how much we win. It’s too much winning for them.”

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thanks for the update, g.

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  • Lioffproxy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s actually not bad. Lol

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Congressman Al Green got kicked out cause he held a sign that said “black people aren’t apes.”

  The rest of the event can be extrapolated from that.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Goddamn.😐

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I drove my ex to get cigarettes last night. Still trying to convince her that we can still hook up occasionally and I don’t even mind that she’s a lesbian now, and in fact is kinda hot really.

  You think she’d be more receptive to the idea if I told her she could bring one of her lesbian friends?

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    100% for sure. You should ask her to let you stick it in her butt after you make the arrangements.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fair. She’s stuck it in mine enough times.

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  • gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    For sure dude! Go for it yooo

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You saw plenty of asshole doing what you did instead. I think you’re caught up without even realizing.

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• nocklobster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s my favorite vignette from the entire series, lol.

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    • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Which series is that?

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  75 minutes of the sloppiest blowjob ever, I’m not sure how Putin put up with it.

  At least, that’s what I’m presuming, i didn’t watch.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Was there a lot of teeth action?

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No, but dry mouthed 80 year old sandpaper tongue was featured prominently on the menu

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nah, you basically got the same experience.

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• bruhbeans@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  better to listen to 108 minutes of fart noises

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Your experience was likely less miserable.

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• Redstone1@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well. Thats a sentence. 😆

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• Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If only there was a community that was actually meant for such subjects… Something about politics…

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Anything political even remotely involving this administration is automatically a shitpost.

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  • Redstone1@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I checked the side bar nd it says-

    Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

    Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!

    Sounds like this is the perfect sub!

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