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Medusa likely would have had tiny snakes growing from her upper lip and chin as she aged.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Quilotoa@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • BaroqueInMind@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you implying she shaves the snakes off her legs and arms or did you just assumed women don’t grow body snakes? Guys, OP is super duper misogynistic. /s

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    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Butthole snakes…wohh

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      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ingrown nose snakes.

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      • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Who needs a buttplug when you have butthole snakes.

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    • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Maybe she could move like a millipede thanks to the leg snakes.

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  • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think medusas deaf. The cilia in your ear would be less effective if replaced by tiny snakes.

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    • Deebster@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If we’re replacing cilia as well, the fact that respiratory cilia exists means she’s probably got severe to fatal breathing problems too.

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    • BestBouclettes@jlai.lu ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And imagine the constant hissing

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      • XeroxCool@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Serpentinnitus

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, tbh I hope she’s deaf, for her sake.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Like this?

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    • vaionko@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aww cute

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    • Carighan@piefed.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Danger noodle! <3

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Omg… were the snakes meant to replace ALL her hair? So… snake pubes?

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    • Test_Tickles@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I once had a run in with a chick who had a snake in her pants.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Would

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    • hexdream@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do snakes eat crabs?

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      • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        They do… but then you get lobsters

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      • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Would be really convenient if they did and she wanted to slag around

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      she cant get SA, since shes half snake too, a gorgon.

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        jokes on her, I’m into getting bit.

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      • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        …sexually assulted?

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  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t like this.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      there’s that word again…

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  • muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does the carpet match the drapes

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hete have an upvote now getthefuckouttahere

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  • cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t forget about pubic hairs

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    • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I wondered how long it would take for that to come up.

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  • givesomefucks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Your pretty face is going to hell” had this joke, but with armpit hair.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UtqjxCFRWI

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    • leadore@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Those must be pit vipers.

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