tf did you make me read?
this post would have singlehandedly won him the 2024 election
Submitted 23 hours ago by violet08@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
The wise words of President Joe Biden
modus@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.
djdarren@piefed.social 18 hours ago
Can anyone post a link to the material being referenced here, so I can decide whether to warn my church group about it?
bunnyBoy@pawb.social 11 hours ago
SoyTDI@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Maybe Cats (2019).
sparkles@piefed.zip 21 hours ago
Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
On a related note why do people wear leggings thst have weird wrinkles or lines where the leggings bite into your ass crack? It looks so wrong. I’m not the only person who has noticed this, right??
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 19 hours ago
They’re called “butt scrunch” leggings, it’s just a style thing I think. I don’t mind them personally, but then again I think leggings are hot in general.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Zetta@mander.xyz 18 hours ago
You’ve gotten some answers already, but truly the main reason is to attempt to make your butt look better/more attractive.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
What I don’t like about them is that it makes it seem like you’ve cast your butt in pottery or something, just completely rigidly fixed into that shape. To be fair I also don’t find leggings good looking, but they exist also for a functional, exercising purpose, and they’re good at that (afaik)
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
The wrinkles come from shortening the seam to less than the width of the fabric panel.
The seam being shorter means it pulls into the crack, accentuating instead of hiding it.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay!
Cons: everyone will think you have an Eldritch Butthole™
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
How is it that you know so much about leggings?
dumbass@piefed.social 21 hours ago
It’s about time that man made sense!
s@piefed.world 22 hours ago
And he wasn’t even running in 2024
tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I mean… he was for the first half of 2024.
Bababasti@feddit.org 17 hours ago
That just shows how powerful that tweet is.
gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com 21 hours ago
I dont want to check if this is real becaus Im scared it might be
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
Dude.
Biden’s so old, senile, and out of touch that he hardly knows what a traffic light is.
I think it’s safe to say that he knows about as much about furry art tendencies as Trump knows about consent.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 23 hours ago
JB…
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 hours ago
true, to be fair
Igilq@szmer.info 21 hours ago
Whaaat, i want to see that with my own eyes
Deceptichum@quokk.au 22 hours ago
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