this post would have singlehandedly won him the 2024 election

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• Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  tf did you make me read?

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The wise words of President Joe Biden

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    • modus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.

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• sparkles@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Joe, your clam would be positively on fire with both physical and mental discomfort and your next piss would be like the fire of a thousand suns. Your butthole would probably get used to it, though. Be a little itchy depending on the laundry soap I guess.

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• djdarren@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can anyone post a link to the material being referenced here, so I can decide whether to warn my church group about it?

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  • SoyTDI@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe Cats (2019).

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  • bunnyBoy@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Honestly searching the ‘camel toe’ tag didn’t turn up as many results as I would have expected. But I did find this vaporeon

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On a related note why do people wear leggings thst have weird wrinkles or lines where the leggings bite into your ass crack? It looks so wrong. I’m not the only person who has noticed this, right??

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  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re called “butt scrunch” leggings, it’s just a style thing I think. I don’t mind them personally, but then again I think leggings are hot in general.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve gotten some answers already, but truly the main reason is to attempt to make your butt look better/more attractive.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What I don’t like about them is that it makes it seem like you’ve cast your butt in pottery or something, just completely rigidly fixed into that shape. To be fair I also don’t find leggings good looking, but they exist also for a functional, exercising purpose, and they’re good at that (afaik)

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  • MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The wrinkles come from shortening the seam to less than the width of the fabric panel.

    The seam being shorter means it pulls into the crack, accentuating instead of hiding it.

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pros: your leggings last longer! Yay!

      Cons: everyone will think you have an Eldritch Butthole™

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How is it that you know so much about leggings?

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s about time that man made sense!

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• s@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  And he wasn’t even running in 2024

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  • tootoughtoremember@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean… he was for the first half of 2024.

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  • Bababasti@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That just shows how powerful that tweet is.

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• gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I dont want to check if this is real becaus Im scared it might be

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dude.

    Biden’s so old, senile, and out of touch that he hardly knows what a traffic light is.

    I think it’s safe to say that he knows about as much about furry art tendencies as Trump knows about consent.

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• aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  JB…

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  true, to be fair

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• Igilq@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whaaat, i want to see that with my own eyes

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