Give the hamster some privacy, dude
Must be nice
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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pir8t0x@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
People say they slept like a baby, but have you ever slept like a hamster?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
do i look like a tanuki?
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
You should buy him and name him Dragonballs.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
DragonballZzzzz
FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Ah, hello “Let’s Get High And Go To The Pet Store” person. I’ve not encountered your ilk in nearly 26 years, when I worked at a pet store. I recall your kind, coming into the store reeking like a skunk. “Bro, can we see the snakes?” you’d ask. I’d indulge. Until the Burmese python incident. One hand streaming blood, the other being constricted. My manager having to pry the snake’s hook like teeth off my thumb. You and your friends now intently watching the rhythms of the saltwater fish…
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Must be mice.
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 1 month ago
I don’t think I would find this comfortable
protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
i would
xorollo@leminal.space 1 month ago
Is this really what that is he’s resting on?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Priorities
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 1 month ago
man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My spirit anermal
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh damn! I thought I was the only one who does this!
mr_eckneim@feddit.org 1 month ago
Is it possible to learn this power?
okmko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not. From. A gerbil.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I can’t imagine that would be comfy. That’s a lot of weight on the ol’ bean bag.
Master@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
but it keeps your head warm… and your head keeps your balls warm.
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Livin’ the dream
Daviino@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, if you can, you can.
couldhavebeenyou@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Just keeping his babies warm and safe
okmko@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This literally slaps, lol.
someone@lemmy.today 1 month ago
cruelty to animals (isolation, pellets on ground that aren’t comfortable enough to make a bed. a hard hard floor under the pellets, day after day of misery and tedium and a form of sensory deprivation, having to use his own body as a pillow because of horrible cruelty) isn’t actually funny!
Pirat@lemmy.org 1 month ago
It looks like the cage has cedar chips on the bottom which is softer than the packed dirt this creature would sleep on in the wild.
someone@lemmy.today 1 month ago
You’re missing the point… if you have a bunch of soft small cedar chips, they are going to shift while sleeping and some part of your hamster body is going to be on hard man-made material on the floor of a cage that is a lot harder than dirt and grass and leaves.
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 1 month ago
One definition of humor is pain plus distance. The pain is possibly moderate, and the distance for me to do that is impossible to bridge. Sounds pretty funny to me.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ok well the dude is high so he don’t be thinkin about what’s funny or not
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Nice? Trust me, if you are not a hamster, that can NOT be nice.
MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The balls on this guy
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
hamsters do be packing.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Image