do it right now

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a shitpost for a reason

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  • CarrieForle@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ahhhh! That felt goooood!

  Now pardon me while I go change my undies.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You mean all those other farts were LIES?!

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  • SpicyLizards@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is nothing worse than a disingenuous fart

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My God…that fart was truly Presidential.

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  oh its taco tuesday, you KNOW i mean it

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shart like you meant to.

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• jambudz@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well now I have to change my fucking underwear

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe a shower?

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Carlin: “I think I’ll do a little reading in the closet today.”

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had a coworker once who called it the library.

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• br0da@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s my morning alarm

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• enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  fart it until you make it

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  lay down, put your ass in the air and let it trumpet.

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now playing The Killers - Smile Like You Mean It

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh I have. I have, I do, and I will.

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Always do!

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  😖🍑💨

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