jambudz

@jambudz@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For a private home or business this is the perfect sign⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Solicitors will be stabbed is outside of my apartment door

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Misunderstanding?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s missing the best part, where someone comments super angry below it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people disconnecting or destroying their Ring cameras?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t put a mask on and cover your distinguishing features? Weak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are people disconnecting or destroying their Ring cameras?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Break it. Do crime. Do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Couldn't have said it better⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Quiero dibujarte una polla en la cara.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All fight no flight⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If it ain’t black and white, peck scratch and bite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taste the flavor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kimchijeon, haemul pajeon, dosas. All very good things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soda pop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wallerydoos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's barely a science.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Math is for useless things like solving Diophantine equations or playing with primes. I will not have math slandered by associating it with applications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Mexico in the room with you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kitten Mittens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes them silent

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My first thought. Is this boys halfway house?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See for yourself just how massive Meta’s Hyperion data center is⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, hopefully we’ll get a shrike and it’ll put all the billionaires in the tree of pain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spong Berb Adventures #6⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enough is enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lose the Celine Dion tickets and you have a deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Greeks actually won⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Χ-τιπς (q-tips, op doesn’t know what sounds Greek letters do, also xi is the one that I’m going to use as the approximation of q)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.)⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Average hotdog , 23 g of fat, 6 g of protein.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard choices. Who would you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jake, you fucking monster.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoutout to finland⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me and a bunch of friends tried this salty licorice at an Icelandic hot dog dinner party (Dan is fun). The only two people who didn’t abhor the licorice were me and the only other gay dude. Do with that info as you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tale of two social platforms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So many bans for glorifying violence. I’m sorry I believe stonewall was important. Hail Saint Marsha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious rocks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lead and antimony are both sweet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cuddle this winter with Biggy Barns⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He do be looking hot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Transcribed text of Samantha Fulnecky's assignment, paper, and professor's comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does she look 40?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bitch I’m Magyar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Get the peppers out of here. Cooked bell peppers are a crime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨again, I'm not even gay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And a lot of us like the challenge of a big one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wrote things in a community college class in latex and they made me resubmit in word because their anti cheat software couldn’t read pdfs. Upsetting. I was 30. I’m not cheating on a heavily sourced psych paper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s check book in the states, where the majority of native English speakers live.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crunchy treat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I recognize my own people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨crunchy treat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am indeed.