I am unable due to having signed an NDA.
But let’s just say the world is still here. You’re welcome.
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I am unable due to having signed an NDA.
But let’s just say the world is still here. You’re welcome.
You’re joking! I’m supposed to thank you for all this shit?!?
Okay and who can we verify your NDA with
Unfortunately that’s covered by a pinky swear
Exactly. Unemployment is just a forced sabbatical
Before anyone actually updates their resume to look better based on a meme:
Sabbatical is just a long vacation. It’s not that you stop being employed, you just take an extended leave and almost always have an agreed-upon return date.
A sabbatical has also come to mean a lengthy, intentional break from a career for non-academic professionals as well. There are very few norms and expectations for non-academic, or professional, sabbaticals. They can be paid or unpaid, affiliated with one’s employer or self-directed, and have a variety of durations, from several weeks to over a year
“There isn’t actually an open position. Its just to trick the shareholders into thinking we’re hiring which means growth.”
If you give a shit about me not being able to find a job fuck you and go to hell, I don’t want to work for you.
ItsAlwaysDNS@sh.itjust.works 2 hours ago
In Germany, you can do: “Explain the corporations history gap between 1933 and 1945.”
Nioxic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 hours ago
And in the us, between 2025 and onwards
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 2 hours ago
No, see - the gap will cover 2021-2024, as those were the years they were heeding the “woke” mindset of Biden’s administration.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
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