Update: Morning. I completed the wild Grindr task.

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• belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I rue the day i developed reading comprehension.

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  My life was better before I saw either of your posts.

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  • supernight52@lemmy.world ⁨44⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

    Desperation, trauma, and a lack of parents. Not to mention unhealthy home life, usually. The gnarlier the kink, usually the more fucked up that person’s childhood was.

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• chewables@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  altr

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Original post

  lemmy.world/post/42405401

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• fleebleneeble@reddthat.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s enough internet for me today

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• NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a shit post alright.

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• new_guy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I wasn’t expecting his stomach to end up being full after the session.

  I always thought they would just play and smear the mass around.

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  • 123abc@lemmy.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    He had 0 interest in smearing. Just chewing and swallowing everything I produced. And eating my arse, lol.

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  How was the KFC

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love Lemmy.

  Btw, just noticed this was posted on the shitpost comm. Hilarious.

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• Denjin@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fair play dude, props for actually doing what the guy wanted, but jesus christ you have to question the mental state of someone who wants to eat a strangers shit.

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  • 123abc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah. It was super chill for me: I just sat on the rimming chair he provided, smoked, drank, browsed through my phone, talked to him as he wanted, and shit, lol. He was rock hard all throughout the session & blew a huge load handsfree at the very end while he was eating my arse.

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is that… Considered topping? (Chocolate topping lmao BRAIN, PLEASE)

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  • jamie_veal@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• undeffeined@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  OMG you actually did it… well, everyone seems happy after the fact, despite being very weird

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• Wutchilli@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Top Tier shit(post) o7

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How was the KFC?

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  • 123abc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not a fan of KFC but a meal’s a meal and I’m not a picky eater, so it was alright.

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• edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🫣

  Wait, how old is this guy? 🤨

  Also, this doesn’t answer how awkward was the shittalk

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  • 123abc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    23. He’s in the UK for a master’s degree and his parents are supporting him financially. The talk was basically just me telling him he’s doing a great job and to keep going & that he’s a good boy. Until he told me to shut up cause me talking to him like that is making him too horny and he’ll cum prematurely, lol.

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    • belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Look, i’ll happily pay for my future child’s education and I’ll happily go to work everyday to provide for them. But if I ever find out they spend said money on a second KFC meal, that’s it. I’m cutting them off.

      Good on ya for getting that dough tho

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The dude still gets pocket money??! How old is he?

  Or is he mentally retarded? 

  The way he types it could be both

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  • 123abc@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    23. He’s just an international student, lol.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Where’s he from?? (just region so you don’t dox)

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  👀

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