Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What does using a bidet mean?

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Using a bidet means spraying your butthole with water to clean it after shitting.

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Can you turn up the power for extra fun?

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thad

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    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bidet gang assemble!

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  • SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Facts! But I also use recycled tp, because I still gotta pat dry.

    Will probably switch to towels tho

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’d otherwise use towels, but I want tp to check if it’s fully clean.

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• escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bidet master race

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• SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Toilet paper sucks. Bidet shower + recycled some old cotton sheets into washable wipes. No gross paper lint clinging in the asshair.

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  • Ach@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I don’t even use old newspapers now. I open a random news site on my phone and whipe my asshole with it to save trees.

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    • 87Six@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Cyberpunk 2077 V theme plays

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This is yes.

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pfft. I just wipe the poop off with more poop!

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• Ravi@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Gigachads use old newspapers directly

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They’re already full of shit

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• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Are people actually smug about using recycled toilet paper? There is no possible way it actually has a major effect on anything.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Its a joke on the term virgin fiber you uncultired swine

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    • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      🐖

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• Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  My shower thought of the day is wondering if the bidet vs toilet paper thing is a guy argument.

  Because I definitely need to wipe when I piss. I can’t just aim, fire, and shake it dry, and being wet there would just make me wonder if it was water or urune.

  (Disclaimer: I don’t actually know if guys do that. I haven’t exactly watched. Going off what I’ve heard and it kinda makes sense I guess?)

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I’m nonbinary and I use a bidet

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Op is clearly talking about anatomy

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  sigma washcloth on the corner of the sink cabinet gang

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Same. And I haven’t tuned my subscription properly. I’m a bit inundated with TP still.

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• catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I use pulp toilet paper but recycle it by saving it to use 2 or 3 times. It’s called caring about the environment.

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• Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait… old newspapers aren’t “renewable” anymore. I think the tree is more sustainable. Lol

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