Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻

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• escapeVelocity@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bidet master race

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What does using a bidet mean?

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  • Jojowski@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Using a bidet means spraying your butthole with water to clean it after shitting.

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can you turn up the power for extra fun?

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  • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thad

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    • TheRealKuni@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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• SeinTe@piefed.europe.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Toilet paper sucks. Bidet shower + recycled some old cotton sheets into washable wipes. No gross paper lint clinging in the asshair.

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  • deacon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is yes.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bidet gang assemble!

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  • SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Facts! But I also use recycled tp, because I still gotta pat dry.

    Will probably switch to towels tho

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• Ravi@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Gigachads use old newspapers directly

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• Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My shower thought of the day is wondering if the bidet vs toilet paper thing is a guy argument.

  Because I definitely need to wipe when I piss. I can’t just aim, fire, and shake it dry, and being wet there would just make me wonder if it was water or urune.

  (Disclaimer: I don’t actually know if guys do that. I haven’t exactly watched. Going off what I’ve heard and it kinda makes sense I guess?)

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m nonbinary and I use a bidet

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who Gives a Crap? had us piled up with toilet paper during the pandemic when everyone else was searching grocery store after grocery store for rolls.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. And I haven’t tuned my subscription properly. I’m a bit inundated with TP still.

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  sigma washcloth on the corner of the sink cabinet gang

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• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are people actually smug about using recycled toilet paper? There is no possible way it actually has a major effect on anything.

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  • PlaidBaron@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Its a joke on the term virgin fiber you uncultired swine

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    • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      🐖

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