Word ofs wisedome

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• HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Horse is trying to break out of his frame there

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They paid extra to customize their billboard shitpost

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    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      A bold move that adds to the road immersion.

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Aneurysm posting

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• hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This meme is such a gift that I wouldn’t kick in the mouth if ahead of a cart.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can water a lead horse, but it can’t make you a drink.

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  • Matty_r@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can eat a horse, and you water man. Man a eat, and you can day in a horse.

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  • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That is some horse (word) play.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t count your eggs in one basket before there’s plenty of fish spoiling the piece of cake.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I mean, yeah… Who puts fish in cake? That’s just silly.

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

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• DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  On the Buffverse show ‘Angel’ Harmony was the dumbest vampire.

  At one point she agreed with someone by saying “You’re preaching to the horse’s mouth.”

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  • WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That phase makes sense if you are the one to originally say something, which is imagine long-living vampires would have to deal with more than usual. Still there are RL examples like that one person who got a rejection for their paper by reviewer two who said they needed to account for the work of [insert name of the researcher who submitted the paper].

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🐴

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• CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ai slop.

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  • onnekas@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’d say this is an edit. If I were in the mood to create a word salad shitpost like that then I would totally do something like intentionally letting that ear stick out as well.

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Could be an edit, too

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      With the ear purposefully poking out, and the word salad?

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🐴

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• dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!”

  — Son Goku

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  An Horse

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  • hector@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Foreigners often have a silent H, so use an because it’s a vowel sound. People in the US use an historical too which is dumb because we use the hard h, I say a historical anyway, fucking sheep.

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

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• axus@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If gifts were horses, beggars would midstream.

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• lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So true 🙌🙌🙌❤️❤️🙏🙏

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• ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sorry To Bother You (2018)

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is inspiring me to go out and find restaurants that serve horse meat even though it’s listed as beef on the menu, and stay hydrated. Forward this meme to all your aunts & grandmas. Share the inspiration with others.

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• rustinmyeye@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I bet this makes perfect sense to a Newfie.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nova Scotia here.

    I mean, it kinda does.

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• WiseFirefighter7299@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if r/ihadastroke or r/crappydesign was in lemmy, id post this there.

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