wizard posting

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The link is broken. Please fix

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Try pondering your orb now

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nice try THE ORB, but you won’t get me to join your hive mind!

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But they have little fluffy clouds!

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s just lies that THE ORB tells you to make you join hive mind of THE ORB.

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  • greenbit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeaa

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I take off my robe and wizard hat

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I cast ensnare
    I cast entangle
    I cast wall of thorns I cast cloud of bees
    I cast cone of coelacanths
    I cast rain of spiders
    I cast whip of licorice
    I cast curse of now every time you kiss someone they say you kiss like a fish I cast fireball for good measure once or twice I cast that one memory charm that makes you think you been at the piggly wiggly when you just been on fire

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  • bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll keep scrolling

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  • visch@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🧐🧐🧐😌😌😌

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  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sorry, but I’m more into rhinos

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    take off

    Doff

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• IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gotta do some ponderin on that orb

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• visch@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I LOVE ORB

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sex for fun or sex for magick stuff?

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Magical sexy fun stuff

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe he can pull me out of a hat 😉 .

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  • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With a wizard it is both

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• trslim@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  HOT WIZARDS EATING BEANS!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    SEXY WIZARDS IN YOUR UNIVERSE DEVOURING BEANS

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  SEX = Secret Enchantment eXchange? Count me in!

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you know how to make a red apple green?

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• Maxxie@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  is that an 8.5” phoenix feather core fir wand in your pocket or are you that happy to see me

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A Wizard comes precisely when he means to!

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• stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You responded to my DM? I was sure it was a scam.

  Oh, no lovely lady we are certainly Real.

  You Fool! I know that but what kind of an idiot would announce their presence?

  Wwhat?

  You see, you might be a hot Wizard but I am A Cool sorcerer! Now face my ICE BLAST!

  NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!

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