Imagine the farts

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• Moebius@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s wrong honey? You’ve barely touched your bagueggtte 😟

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The continuous expulsion of hot gas helps on those cold-toes nights. It’s a hen-fueled space heater.

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You reminded me of a poem that my cousin recites:

    A fart a fart, it’s good for the heart
    It sets the body at ease

    It will warm up the bed, you can set it alight,
    And it fumigates all of the fleas

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• dingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When I was a lad, I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large.

  And now that I’m grown, I eat five dozen eggs so I’m roughly the size of a barge.

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Blankets gonna be floating 2 feet above the bed

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• EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sulfur, it’s what’s for dinner

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• umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  my dudes just high as fuck

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!

  Nooo! Fred! Fred!

  FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!

  I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!

  Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn, look at Richie Rich over here, flaunting his several eggs!

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• a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Man go around judging somebody else’s gainz why don’t you

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• glorkon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So here’s a quick recipe for a spicy egg salad. It’s a kind of love it or hate it thing.

  20 cooked and roughly chopped eggs 1 jar of Hellmann’s Light mayonnaise 1 jar of white asparagus, chopped 1 jar of mushrooms 50g Stokes Curry Ketchup 3-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce Habanero Tabasco to taste

  Has the same musical effect on your digestion.

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Imma pass, but I’m sure others will enjoy it.

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• ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  How much do you weigh?

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I see that photo, and dread peeling all those eggs. I’m done after two.

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  • artichokecustard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I prefer to peel them under running water in the sink. (A drain catcher is necessary for the shells.)

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• genuineparts@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fumes capable of etching glass.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  20 eggs often my dinner

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Lemme grab my camera!

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• Kertyna@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “This is some bullshit, Steven”

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