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i can't handle coffee

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Ledivin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    four shots

    little coffee

    Uh

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  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Holy shit, I can’t be reading that right. FOUR espresso shots?

    The issue isn’t your anxiety, it’s your completely unhinged idea of what a cozy little coffee is.

    That’s close to the FDAs safe reccomended daily limit for caffeine, of fucking course you’re gonna spike your anxiety.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i actually misread the comic as “four little sips” at first.

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    • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No it’s not…? Like not even close. The FDA safe limit is 400 mg. So 4 shot sis like half the daily recommended.

      At 256 mg of caffeine it’s slightly over the single serving recommendation. Which is 200.

      And that’s just the recommended. The safe limit is 700-800g a day.

      Seriously unless your have a caffeine sensitivity 300-400 mg a day should literally be nothing to most people over a 12 hour period.

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      • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The comic says in 30 minutes.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      thatsthejoke.jpg

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I learned the hard way that my limit is one and a half. The half means “sometimes, a second shot is fine, sometimes NOT”

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LOL lightweight.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Meanwhile, I slam 300mg in an energy drink and take a nap about 2 hours later…

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    • doctordevice@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you have ADHD?

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      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I may have a touch of the ADHD, but never been diagnosed.

        I’ve worked 3rd shift for over a decade & have cultivated my circadian arrythmia to the point where I can sleep 2 hrs and feel well rested or sleep 14 hours and be tired, but I don’t get to pick which one I get.

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  • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My soul loves coffee. My stomach demands I can only drink tea 😭 chai lattes are pretty fire though

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    • miraclerandy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Theres a south Asian store around the corner from me so im always stocked up on chai. When I work from home its basically all I drink during the day.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      pretty good way to summarize my opinion of it as well :3

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Coffee gives me acid gut and the shits these days no matter what type I try.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ah… THAT explains the name

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    • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      the shits

      I thought that’s why we drink coffee, no?

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      • doctordevice@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Coffee in the morning is a very nice regulator to keep me on schedule.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whatever we do, folks, let’s avoid at all costs discussing the condition of that toilet.

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  • dondelelcaro@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are some nice decaf coffees out there if you like coffee but don’t want the caffeine. Almost anything using the CO2 process will be oretty great.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      thanks :) i will look into it when i have some time for it :D

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I wish I could handle coffee :(

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    • BanMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me too. I still drink it, but I wish I could handle it.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      i got used the jitterness the more i drank it, i dont drink everyday.

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    • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      at least it seems to be a widespread phenomenon. i could always handle coffee easily, drank 3 of them along the day. now i can’t even handle a small sip or my heart starts to race. idk why that is.

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      • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Don’t mix caffeine and sugar is typically the best advice in that instance.

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The way to get past the bad part is to remember than you WON'T remember the lesson and you'll have the moment of enjoyment with coffee again.

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