A wise man once said to me: “It’s a game of numbers!”, currently the numbers aren’t in my favour, it seems.
Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick
Submitted 3 days ago by ivanafterall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 days ago
bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.
It’s just like how you to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?
gnutrino@programming.dev 3 days ago
Never tell me the odds!
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Rooskie91@discuss.online 3 days ago
Glad to see this is still around.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.
He was a hero for about 2 seconds.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
And which of them is your mother?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 3 days ago
What a missed chance to ask for a 39-some.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
There is a Futurama episode about that
Saapas@piefed.zip 3 days ago
Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 days ago
How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?
Sigh Femoids are heartless.
Randomgal@lemmy.ca 3 days ago
You missed the /s
nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wow… you need to get off the internet
Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 days ago
My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.
Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.
Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 days ago
REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 3 days ago
Kek