Throw enough spaghetti at the wall and some is bound to stick

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• Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the time this happened and the women stayed in the group chatting with each other and roasting the dude

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  • PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How you gonna roast a dude who just called you beautiful? It’s an opening, literally no exclusivity involved. Why would you be upset he said the same thing to other ladies?

    Sigh Femoids are heartless.

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    • Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You missed the /s

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    • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My esteemed internet peer, if the genders were different it would still be just as funny to stick in the group chat and roast the original sender.

      Like, at least own it lol and lean into the “party organizer” role you just set up for yourself.

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    • nomorebillboards@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wow… you need to get off the internet

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    • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      REALLY hope this is trolling because if not, YIKES

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Kek

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A wise man once said to me: “It’s a game of numbers!”, currently the numbers aren’t in my favour, it seems.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Never tell me the odds!

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  • bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Exactly, while it seems insincere and tasteless, I respect that bro was just trying to be time efficient for landing a hookup.

    It’s just like how you to send in thousands of job applications lately before you actually land one. Why not apply for them all in the same day?

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM

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    • Rooskie91@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Glad to see this is still around.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Something similar happened to my dad. He had like 5 women on the go casual dating from a website. One of them convinced him to make a Facebook account. He didnt realise how public that shit is and they all found out about eachother.

  He was a hero for about 2 seconds.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And which of them is your mother?

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Ill never know for sure, forgot to get a selfie on the way out

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• CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What a missed chance to ask for a 39-some.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s been years and occasionally this screenshot pops into my head lol

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There is a Futurama episode about that

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