Cows are made of grass

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• Delta_V@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  and grass is made of air

  that’s why cows fart so much - cows are made of air

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• Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So you’re telling us to touch cows.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    With your feet. ;)

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  We are all made of star stuff.

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “You are what you eat”

  So there is one way to become younger again and achieve immortality!

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  Joke is Cannibalism

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I always joke with my friends with that saying

    • turkey
    • chicken
    • dead meat
    • nuts
    • bananas
    • a big fat pig

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• als@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I am made of potatoes

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So that’s why I like to get baked!

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  It’s pretty amazing an animal the size of a cow can graze like it does. Life is cool.

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Wait until you see how high Bison can jump

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      its 6ish feet/2ish meters, which is pretty good for an ambulatory meat block the mass of an early 90s Honda CRX

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• Apocalypteroid@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Grass is made of sunlight and water

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  • deus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So are blue whales

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  They are what they eat.

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  • radix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s carbon all the way down.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And we eat their dead meat

    We are made of dead meat

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s weird… I am made of living flesh. 😈

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• SlurpingPus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yeah, carnivores basically have herbivores use the four stomachs to digest tons of low-nutrition grass for them, and then scoop all the good parts by eating the herbivores.

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• Zorque@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Grass and soy.

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• OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I feel like there’s an elemental entity somewhere that wishes they hadn’t fragmented into a trillion ingrates

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• sircac@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Angry upvote… -.-

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• isyasad@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dogs are made out of air, water, and dog food.

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  • late_night@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Aren’t we all

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• FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “A cow is a machine that turns ten pounds of grass into a pound of beef”- CGP Grey

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