Even if you develop the worst type of dementia imaginable, please find a way to always remember the events of 11/13/25.

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• EtAl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨54⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m still waiting for one of the mainstream media to yell at Trump: Sir! Did you perform oral sex on Bill Clinton or a horse?

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• ZonenRanslite@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • shaggyb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Donald Trump blew a horse. Or it could have been Bill Clinton. And photos exist. We don’t know exact details.

    Those words I just typed describe actual reality in this same universe where you live.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Why not both?

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    • _druid@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      While you were at work, or at school, maybe out with friends. Perhaps watching your favorite tv show. In some corner of the world, Donald was breathing heavily through his nose while a camera shuttered repeatedly.

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    • minkymunkey_7_7@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bubba may have been a much beloved animal on the farm. Maybe a dog?

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• BlueKey@fedia.io ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But how should I remember the events of the 11th day of an nonexisting month?

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/…/International_Fixed_Calendar

    The International Fixed Calendar (also known as the Cotsworth plan, the Cotsworth calendar, the Eastman plan or the Yearal)[1] was a proposed reform of the Gregorian calendar designed by Moses B. Cotsworth, first presented in 1902.[2] The International Fixed Calendar divides the year into 13 months of 28 days each.

    Kodak actually used it from 1928 to 1989.

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Easy. Simply denounce your customs, beliefs, standards and protocols and join up with me on the mm/dd/yy side.

    We have cookies!

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  • Coconut1233@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I was also confused there for a second

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• idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I never realized that picture was an optical illusion. I thought it was just an upset cat

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ??? Plz explain.

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s just a regular pole in front of a cat whose coloration blends into the pole in a misleading way. The cat’s not touching the pole.

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• LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  13/11/2025 for us Euros

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Republic of Wassssssssssssssappppp

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  • WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works ⁨32⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    what’s RoW?

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

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• shaggyb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I will angle grind my own brain out of my skull if it means I can stop thinking about Donny Cankles horfing down WHICHEVER FUCKSTICK IT HAPPENS TO BE IT CAN BE CIGAR WILLY OR IT CAN BE A HORSE A FUCMIBG AITNSJAS IT DOESN’T MATTER WHICH ANYMORE MY FUCKING BRAIN IT’S IN MY BRAIN GET IT OUT OF MY GODDAMN FUCKING BRAIN FUCKING FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK THIS

  Yeah I think I’ll remember.

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