A lamb amongst wolves

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• QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would like to know how to be in this scenario

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Shear a lamb, wear it’s wool, go out into the woods of alaska at night with recording bleating sounds.

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  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yeah. Pump me full of viagra and then just: do your thing ladies. I am ready.

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• LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Why are they so mean? And do you have their numbers, by chance?

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A man of culture, I see.

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  • zen@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes send their numbers, so we know which women to avoid

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• callouscomic@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh my, you’re lucky. 🥵

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wat

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• drath@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Didn’t have evil business woman yet… and evil nursing girl, only an evil medical student girl who burned my dick off 😖

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • drath@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, as a medical student she was quite busy, especially given that she was also working part-time to support herself coming from a different city with barely any support from her parents. So, getting an appointment with her at said work was a rare opportunity to get a little bit extra time together. Her job was as a laser hair removal specialist, and there are only so many places you can get your hair removed from. And I guess she wasn’t very used to working with dudes because it didn’t end up well down there. I got burn marks and had terrible rash for a whole month afterwards. Not sure which one of us was evil, though, but I lashed out and broke up with her when on the only aligning day off for both of us for months to come, she decided to go to a place I told her I wanted to take her to, and do the things I told her I’d like to do together… alone, because, apparently, the stars told her to do so. Usually girls being into astrology that much is a huge deal-breaker for me, but I admit I got so blinded by her beauty and gentle voice that I totally didn’t even register that she was.

      inb4: No, it wasn’t creepy, we’ve had a relationship for a few months at that point and it was her idea. And yeah, we didn’t actually have to perform the procedures, but I guess neither of us was bright enough to propose that we don’t 😂

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• simplejack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This Incel post has an uncomfortable amount of upvotes.

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  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I assumed this was horny posting.

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  • Holyginz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You really should take a moment to contemplate things before immediately posting.

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  • zen@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I (perfect btw) don’t think this post is serious

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  • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It is fairly obviously satirical

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought that QQ was a dead giveaway

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• Bonje@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🥺

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m sorry you’ve been through this. Don’t you ever doubt yourself though, do you hear me?

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• Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  giwtwm

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