Peace

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  if you can’t aim a flick with that precision, you don’t deserve to have balls that don’t itch

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• webp@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  True. Before a mosquito landed on my balls, I was going apeshit violent on everything and everyone in my line of sight. Who knows what trail of destruction there would be had a mosquito not perched on my succulent testes

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Fuck all y’all. One at a time or all together, cunts, it’s all the same to me. I’m gonna fuck up your whole shit!” - M. Fucking Gandhi, bitches!

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A few minutes pain vs. a week of itching. Violence is still the answer.

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  • Aneb@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk this sounds like a euphemism about immigration in America. While we are seeing the outward effects of the Orange Orangutan policies against migrants, I see the deep pains our communities are suffering. Family separated and restaurants not staffed. While American citizens to the letter are being rounded up and imprisoned against their right to a fair trial. Gestapo by any other name is still Gestapo.

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …what?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Sleep naked with your teenage grandniece.”

  -Mahatma Gandhi

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i think that was Trump

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    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why not both?

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• SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I thought Confucius said that

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, you’re thinking of “woman who fly upside down always have crack up”

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• Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have you not heard of the M.A.D. doctrine?

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• Qkall@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  media.tenor.com/…/skeletor-jokes-on-you.gif

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Unless you’re into cock and ball torture, then that’s a good old time.

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That only works when you’re horny

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  • Deceptichum@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I do enjoy some cognitive behavioral therapy.

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As another Aussie, I confidently say you’ve already punched yourself in the balls because of an annoying fly at least once.

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• puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So you offer the other ball to the mosquito? This is fucking stupid. I’d immediately inflict violence on the mosquito, just more targeted and careful kind.

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  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I just flex my ballsack after it bites so we both explode

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Stretch or flex? If you really meant flex, how does one gain this power? Asking for a friend.

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But when an enemy’s balls have a mosquito on them?

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      -Samuel L. Jackson

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