Ewww…
Xbox?
I am always prepared to move into this version of life
Submitted 5 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 5 months ago
as funny as this comment is, do console wars really need to exist? does brand loyalty and basing your identity on the products you consume need to exist?
luciferofastora@feddit.org 5 months ago
No, they don’t.
Microsoft wars on the other hand…
That is also a joke. Don’t base your identity on brands, technologies or corporations; not even on hating them. Base it on values and moral convictions, then judge the rest by them.
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 months ago
PC or GTFO!
Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You are not allowed to wear shorts or eat pizza while she is home?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 months ago
the shorts are for the pornhub.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 months ago
The pizza is for the hotel hallway. 😉
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This feels like a prime 2018 meme
glorkon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Same here, except I also use the opportunity to cook stuff for myself that my wife doesn’t like. Fuck pizza.
0ops@piefed.zip 5 months ago
I’d also fuck pizza
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Yeah, like anything containing onions, garlic, bell peppers or other ingredients with too much flavour.
I decided she can be not home permanently. I hope your situation is better lol
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 5 months ago
If I couldn’t use onions or garlic, that would be a dealbreaker
glorkon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I like a good steak. My wife does not like it medium rare, she belongs to those heretics who would shamelessly order it well done (that’s why I never go to steakhouses with her). She also hates spicy food. Or some kinds of traditional German food which I grew up with.
So yeah. Whenever she’s away, it’s usually steak, some spicy Asian dish or Berlin style grilled liver.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Not a romantic partner (obviously) but currently my sister and I are roommates, and when she’s out of town or staying at her boyfriend’s place I make the meals she isn’t really interested in, like Moqueca.
glorkon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I never heard of Moqueca and googled it, and it does look very delicious!
Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 5 months ago
Lotion. Ick. Stop cutting your dick skin off you crazy puritanical people.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
This dude thinks it’s better dry
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why would you not use lotion and risk chafing your cock?
Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 4 months ago
Sounds like you don’t have foreskin
King_Bob_IV@startrek.website 5 months ago
Because actual lube works better?
cattywampas@midwest.social 5 months ago
Me, except no porn so I’m ravenous for that pussy when she gets back.
Mickey7@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yeah but what’s you maximum of days to let that load build up before you really need to drain it off
sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 5 months ago
That’s enough internet for me today
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Just replace everything with a bed.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
kubica@fedia.io 5 months ago
I don't have white or black nintendos.
vateso5074@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I would never stop as low as that.
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PS4 and Xbox One are weak, last-gen consoles. I’d use the same PC that I have all the porn tabs open on.
Anissem@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Taking a break from your game for a quick wank, like a man of class.
gnutrino@programming.dev 5 months ago
Who said anything about taking a break? I’ve got 2 monitors and 2 hands.
realitista@lemmus.org 5 months ago
Only 26? Amateur.
gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
?! And you’re a pro?! A professional gooner?!
realitista@lemmus.org 5 months ago
More than this yokel that’s for sure.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Where’s the goon cave?
hOrni@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I have no wife and no job, so that’s pretty much every day for me.
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Pretty much lol