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• Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What social media is this and how do i avoid it

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• Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get it? Eggplant parm is fire dude

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Depends more on what octave you hit when moaning.

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• carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro down bad so bad

  it’s nice to know that, to you, all we are is the last resort. the thing you’ll fuck when no one else wants to fuck you. just so long as you can drown yourself in beer to forget, of course.

  it’s so nice to know that 🙃

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I cannot abide by this. I am appalled and disgusted! It’s “an” not “a”. Emoji use does not excuse poor grammar.

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    you’re reading it wrong

    it’s obviously a Solanum melongena

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  • dontsayaword@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I read it as “a” dick or penis

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m straight, but… or am I really?

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  • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, are you asking if it’s straight to find a woman attractive?

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    • Broadfern@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Bold of you to assume comment OP is a straight man 👀

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If she’s hot and wants you who cares what set of genitals she’s got?

  Either way she is a beautiful woman who wants your company.

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wait, who said anything about genitals? I thought she had an aubergine

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    • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Aah, a vegan?

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    who cares what set of genitals she’s got?

    thatsbait.gif

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  • salacious_coaster@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You took the bait. They know that pretty much everybody cares about that.

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    • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As long as you respect others’ gender and sexuality, you are under no obligation to feel sexually attracted to them the same way they aren’t obligated to feel sexually attracted to you. Love and respect for all is the bottom line.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Whoa whoa buddy, nobody is shitting on you for your preferences.

      1. The original post by this woman stating “how many drinks would it take for you to forget I have a dick” is part of the problem because it normalizes the idea of a beautiful woman having a dick as a fetish instead of just “some beautiful women have dicks.”

      2. When someone says “who cares” they aren’t necessarily saying there is anything wrong with a different opinion. In my case, it was meant as an implication that the original question itself is problematic to begin with.

      3. I didn’t feel attacked when @IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world suggested that “you are the bottom, ya lucky bastard” despite the fact that I am strictly a top when it comes to trans women… because they weren’t implying that was something wrong with feeling differently and I upvoted them because it was funny.

      4. A lot of those women (who aren’t busy using fetishization of their dicks as a business model) don’t actually like having a dick and want to get a full bottom transition surgery but cannot afford it and/or are prevented from pursuing it due to how fucked American healthcare and the issue of being trans is treated at all. Even if you don’t like the bits they have now, there may be a future where they no longer have those bits, and in the meantime there’s two other holes they might be happy to have you sexually active in. In my experience, a lot of transwomen who still have their original equipment don’t want it touched at all because it’s a reminder of their gender dysphoria/dysmorphia.

      Anyway, wasn’t meant to say that you can’t have your preferences.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that isn’t the bottom line.

    you are the bottom

    ya lucky bastard

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    • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • starblursd@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Based

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But everyone hot

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