What was I thinking?

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “That’s a problem for future me, that guy’s a jerk anyway.”

  the next morning: “Past me is an asshole.”

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  • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Past me is always an asshole.

    Future me always has dedication and motivation that I’ve never before had in my life…but I’m sure he’ll have it all figured out by tomorrow.

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Calm down Karkat

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• robdor@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  laughs in forgot to plug in my EV

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  • CannonFodder@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh … I has thought this was about eating beans last night.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cries in failed to connect

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎵 Plug it in, Plug it in 🎶

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  • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    May 2006 pickup will still be on the road when that EV is scrapped lol

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    • barooboodoo@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      EV exists: Image

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My EV will be in the garage because its not out of gas

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    • pokexpert30@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pavement princess spotted

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      must be nice to live somewhere without salt

      I wish I could keep cars more than 20 years old

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    • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      2004 F150 here. :)

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• tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this somekind of joke Im too non-american to understand?

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I assumed it was about pricing

    here in Ontario, gas is maybe 10-15% cheaper in the morning

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For me it’s purely about having to get up a bit earlier and remembering that I need to get gas instead of running out of the house at the last possible minute. I have ADHD, maybe that explains it better.

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  • justlemmyin@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, I mean I get gas after dinner, sometimes, from too many veggies. So. I guess the joke makes sense. 😏

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I shave my head. I have to shave it every two or three days or I look like a mangy old dog. I wait until just before I go to bed to shave it, at which point I’m too tired and I tell myself I’ll do it in the morning before work, which of course I never do. So I end up shaving it once every three weeks, and spend most of the time looking like a mangy old dog.

  I eventually hit upon the strategy of shaving a small patch somewhere on my head before I go to bed, which forces me to do the rest of the job in the morning before work. Except that I usually forget I did that and often go to work looking like a mangy old dog that somebody tried to shave before giving up. Fortunately I’m a school bus driver so I only scare children.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    so relatable lol

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is halloween all year-round.

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• Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Too many beans?

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  • GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Always stop with the 239th bean.

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    • Trex202@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      One more and it’s too farty

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• 93maddie94@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I get gas on Friday mornings, every second or third week. I leave a little earlier and if I’m a little late to work, who cares. And when I’m at the gas station I get myself a little something extra too

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  • Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Meanwhile I wake up daily in the range of 6am to october 2034.

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Your boss and you get written up or fired?

    Not everyone gets a good boss.

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• bigboitricky@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Many such cases (me)

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• danielton1@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Former gas station manager here.

  The vast majority of people fill up in the morning. Then they accused us of making them late for work.

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• Ferrous@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This kills the fuel pump.

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• Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m fortunate that a lot of stuff is east of me, and that leaving my house and going east on the nearby highway there’s a gas station right there.

  But on that off chance I have to go north, I’m screwed. And those are the days I leave it for tomorrow.

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same with putting air in the tires, especially with the change of seasons.

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    literally the one thing I can do, but I have battery pumps where you set the psi and fuck off until its done, and it works for bike and car without leaking if I forget about it

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