You’re not going to convince me that 4 isn’t a shoehorn.
These are your only alternatives.
Submitted 1 day ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 1 day ago
kubica@fedia.io 1 day ago
3 - At least it is going to be clear that I'm not simply weird, but actually cursed.
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’m with you on this, I think. It’s not the best spoon but I bet it’s got an eerie glow to it, and perhaps shines blue when in the presence of milk or something.
TomMasz@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Number 4 looks like a shoe horn, so I’d go with that since it more than one use.
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
GOBLIN SHOVEL
powerofm@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
2 and 3 are diabolical, so 1 and 4 are your only real options. I’m worried about the mouth feel of 1, so I’d probably go with 4. It’s oversized compared to the rest, but it’s better to have slightly more spoon than too small of a scoop!
Jarix@lemmy.world 1 day ago
1 because I grew up with that soon and am already used to how fucking weird if feels in my mouth
cockmushroom@reddthat.com 1 day ago
I will eat cereal out of a cheesy foreskin before I assent to any such decision
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Are there any rules about how violent you can be to the spoon you choose? Im sure you could turn some of these into decent spoons with some simple tools.
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I went from having no idea wtf is a moomin to literally seeing them everywhere
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Has to be 2!
wer2@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Who took a picture of my silverware drawer?
Vytle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think my tier list is 2, 1, 3, 4
Vytle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I would like to choose 3 but I feel 2 is the correct choice.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Guess I’m never using spoons again.
dellhiver@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
1 - 100% chance of a metallic taste, that lingers after use. 3 as well probably.
4 is the only practical option, just need to use it with your left hand.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
The runcible one (1)
PrimeErective@startrek.website 1 day ago
Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
I thought it was a sugar spoon with a faceted bowl
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I was going to pick 1 as the most practical for most usecases….
But then i saw 4 has a moomin on the handle, easily overriding all other arguments.
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 day ago
2 is decent enough for me, unless I'm missing something.
brap@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Missing two little cutouts where liquid will just fall off it.
protist@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Depends on the curvature of the spoon as to the severity of this issue. We need to further inspect
FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 day ago
Oh. That's probably fine.
vateso5074@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And I feel like those pointy edges are just going to cut your mouth eventually.
ulterno@programming.dev 1 day ago
I’m going with 4 too, unless I somehow lose my fingers.
4 seems the most suitable for liquid-er stuff, which I’d be unable to use my fingers for.
It also feels like it would be easier to clean than the others.
irq0@infosec.pub 1 day ago
1 - I don’t want my spoons to be ribbed for her pleasure 2 - This spoon is simply incorrect 3 - This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen
I’ll choose option 4, its the least offensive option, but I’m not happy about it
xorollo@leminal.space 1 day ago
Pretty sure 4 is actually a shoe horn?
irq0@infosec.pub 1 day ago
A shoe horn is still a better spoon than option 3
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 day ago
4 is a lefty spoon. Not the commies but rather those scorned by the devil.
100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 day ago
f314@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I think that’s a Moomin character, not a frog…