I’m happy killing beavers en masse for profit, including drinking their ass fluid is in the past now. Well, mostly. Article lists the weirdos.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to youshouldknow@lemmy.world
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BurgerBaron@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That sentence took a moment to parse, lol. I initially thought you were saying the opposite
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah it needed to be “I’m happy that killing beavers en masse for profit…”
BurgerBaron@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I wrote that high and thought about changing it, but I’m not going to hehe.
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 3 weeks ago
It’s just a dumb myth. The vanilla glands are actually located in the taint and are just expressed through the butt.
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you want relatively inexpensive vanilla extract, buy a few vanilla beans and a bottle of vodka. Cut the beans to split them onen and chuck them beans in the vodka. Forget about it for a year or so and then you’ll have enough vanilla extract for the next decade or three.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How many is a few? Is 4 ounces enough? Tiktok is having a crazy vanilla bean sale right now…
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think I put four or five beans in a 750mm bottle, the more you throw in the faster it goes. The cheapest thing I’ve got to give is time.
__nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I eat ass
spykee@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
How you doin?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Ay dios mio… No. 🤦♂️
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Those pesky Canucks cornering the beaver butt vanilla market!
tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
But we can still wish.
ultranaut@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Vanilla flavoring not from a vanilla orchid is more likely to be made from wood than beaver. Lignin in wood pulp can be used as a precursor and is much cheaper than beaver butts.
20cello@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wondering how much for a beaver butt
Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
How much you got?
dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s so sad Steve Jobs died of Lignin
lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Who’s Steve Jobs?