MummifiedClient5000
@MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 1 day ago:
Tribbles are MONSTERS!
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 1 day ago:
Are tribbles a joke to you?
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 1 day ago:
Nick Frost would be a great tribble/human hybrid.
- Comment on Heck is just "hell" and "fuck" combined 3 days ago:
I’d guess that it originates from Hekkenfeldt, an old Nothern European name for Hekla (Heklufjall), an Icelandic volcano believed to be the entrance to Hell and a meeting place for witches.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
But the US is also weirdly prudish about sex.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 1 week ago:
I’m sure there a strange woman lying in a pond somewhere that can be of assistance.
- Comment on If we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans? 2 weeks ago:
OMG, Ronald McDonald?
- Comment on Is it a pattern that most of Zendaya's haters are right-wing or is it just a coincidence? 5 weeks ago:
Conservative politics is pretty much just coordinated fear and hatred these days.
- Comment on What's this thing stuck on my dirty underwear? Is it a piece of undissolved tide pod? 5 weeks ago:
IT’S UNDISSOLVED TIDE POD MOM!!!
- Comment on Denmark to boost defence spending by €6.7bn over next two years 1 month ago:
Everyone looking at russia, when the real threat is Denmark.
DANMARK ØDELÆGGER ALLE!!!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You
spoiler
kill
nazis.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The Wolfenstein franchise comes pretty close.
- Comment on How screwed would one be if their email provider shuts down? 4 months ago:
You’d be fucked like a choirboy at a Viagra-sponsored catholic-con.
Especially if they let the domain expire and you didn’t have time to migrate all those accounts that can be reset with just an email and a bad actor then registers the domain - or even just a slightly dumb actor that allows someone else to use what was your old email address.
- Comment on Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds 5 months ago:
It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:
Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.
Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs
Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!
*More clicketyclacks *
Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…
Trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: To be…
Louder trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: … or not…
Very loud trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!
Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow
- Comment on Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds 5 months ago:
Kind of selfish of that monkey really.
- Comment on Are You Pregnant Yet? Chinese officials have begun knocking on doors, asking women about their family planning intentions 5 months ago:
Why do all fascists have that weird breeding obsession?
- Comment on So, my weirdo Stanley Parable inspired game finally made it to Most Wishlisted Steam Games. And I'm pretty sure a lot of you are to blame... 5 months ago:
I can’t wait to not press that button.
Or maybe I’ll press it, not sure yet.