MummifiedClient5000
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- Comment on Who would win in a fight, a Gorilla or a Bear of equal weight? 3 weeks ago:
A gorilla and a bear, equal weight, meet in the woods and you think they are going to fight? No.
They’re going to become the best of friends.
First, they’d size each other up, realize they’re equally matched. Then, they’d nod, respectfully, and decide to team up. They would be unstoppable. The gorilla, with its incredible strength, agility, and problem-solving skills, would be the brains of the operation. It’d plan their strategies, communicate with other animals, innovate and adapt human tools for their use, and keep their team organized. The bear, with its raw power, intimidating presence, and fearsome reputation, would be the muscle. It’d protect their territory, hunt for food, and strike fear into the hearts of any who dared to resist their expansion.
Together, they’d rule the forest, a formidable duo that no other animal would dare challenge. They would create a network of informants and allies, with birds acting as their eyes in the sky, and smaller mammals like squirrels and raccoons helping to gather resources and spread their influence. The gorilla would also know when to use diplomacy, forging alliances with other animal groups to strengthen their hold.
Humans, overwhelmed and outmatched, would have no choice but to retreat, leaving the cities to the new rulers of the urban jungle. The gorilla and the bear, once mere forest dwellers, would now sit atop the crumbling skyscrapers, surveying their vast kingdom, a testament to their unlikely friendship and unstoppable power. The legend of their alliance would echo through the generations, a reminder that sometimes, the most fearsome of foes can become the greatest of friends.
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 3 weeks ago:
Tribbles are MONSTERS!
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 3 weeks ago:
Are tribbles a joke to you?
- Comment on Simon Pegg Tried To Get Nick Frost Cast As An Iconic Star Trek Character: "I've Pitched It Multiple Times" 3 weeks ago:
Nick Frost would be a great tribble/human hybrid.
- Comment on Heck is just "hell" and "fuck" combined 4 weeks ago:
I’d guess that it originates from Hekkenfeldt, an old Nothern European name for Hekla (Heklufjall), an Icelandic volcano believed to be the entrance to Hell and a meeting place for witches.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
But the US is also weirdly prudish about sex.
- Comment on Ninja sword owners will be paid to surrender weapons before ban 5 weeks ago:
I’m sure there a strange woman lying in a pond somewhere that can be of assistance.
- Comment on If we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans? 1 month ago:
OMG, Ronald McDonald?
- Comment on Is it a pattern that most of Zendaya's haters are right-wing or is it just a coincidence? 1 month ago:
Conservative politics is pretty much just coordinated fear and hatred these days.
- Comment on What's this thing stuck on my dirty underwear? Is it a piece of undissolved tide pod? 2 months ago:
IT’S UNDISSOLVED TIDE POD MOM!!!
- Comment on Denmark to boost defence spending by €6.7bn over next two years 2 months ago:
Everyone looking at russia, when the real threat is Denmark.
DANMARK ØDELÆGGER ALLE!!!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You
spoiler
kill
nazis.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The Wolfenstein franchise comes pretty close.
- Comment on How screwed would one be if their email provider shuts down? 5 months ago:
You’d be fucked like a choirboy at a Viagra-sponsored catholic-con.
Especially if they let the domain expire and you didn’t have time to migrate all those accounts that can be reset with just an email and a bad actor then registers the domain - or even just a slightly dumb actor that allows someone else to use what was your old email address.
- Comment on Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds 5 months ago:
It could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:
Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.
Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs
Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!
*More clicketyclacks *
Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…
Trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: To be…
Louder trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: … or not…
Very loud trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!
Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow
- Comment on Universe would die before monkey with keyboard writes Shakespeare, study finds 5 months ago:
Kind of selfish of that monkey really.
- Comment on Are You Pregnant Yet? Chinese officials have begun knocking on doors, asking women about their family planning intentions 5 months ago:
Why do all fascists have that weird breeding obsession?
- Comment on So, my weirdo Stanley Parable inspired game finally made it to Most Wishlisted Steam Games. And I'm pretty sure a lot of you are to blame... 6 months ago:
I can’t wait to not press that button.
Or maybe I’ll press it, not sure yet.