Pet rent

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I offered my landlord $100 a month to be allowed to have a cat. He said no because he would prefer that I move so he can raise the rent.

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  • blindbunny@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Land Lords are the dumbest leeches

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Simply don’t tell them you have pets.

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  • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    afaik in germany you can just get a cat even if you signed that you wont get any pets at all and they cannot do anything about it (unless they specifically excluded dogs or someone closeby has cat hair allergies etc)

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    • Eq0@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I looked into it, and the law is fuzzy, because it states that you are allowed to have “small animals” but it never defines what a small animal is

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  • NotSteve_@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah at least in Canada, a landlord can't kick you out for having a pet so you just dont say anything :)

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If your tenant has a moose or a bear, then he’s in charge now.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re so close to the answer, yet you can’t bring yourself to do it, which is the whole problem:

  Tell your freeloading cat to get a god-damned job. If your relationship can’t withstand that level of honesty, you guys have deeper problems.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Give your landlord a bill for mice hunting services.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh I thought you meant sending pictures of your pet when they interrupt an online meeting. Is that called cat tax? Anyway, your car may not have a job but it can pay in tasteful nudes.

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  • Cassanderer@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk society is really down on kitty porn…

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Monetize that baby!”

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So was I, and I still had to pay bills.

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He can pay in cuddles.

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  • exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oldest profession.

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait what? You can pay people to cuddle you?

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Technically they were mousing professionally long before they were emotionally prepared for cuddles with us.

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• CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  We need UBI for pets

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does it look so happy on this picture?

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because he unemployed.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The things americans invent to make other peoples lifes hell is incredible

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• nroth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is typically for insurance. Some don’t insure against pet damage, but even a well-qualified tenant’s pet can cause damage that the tenant themselves would be unlikely to, and this can easily exceed the deposit. This type of liquid damage is typically not covered by rental property insurance and can be very stubborn (think, odor).

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your cat should claim unemployment benefits. Socialism. The answer is socialism.

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• prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Literal rent seeking

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