Acetaminophen-American

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• alquicksilver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We worship brands in this country, young man. You call yourself a Tylenol-American or you can’t have any dessert.

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Silence brand, the cheaper off rand is speaking!

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m more of an Excedrine guy anyway.

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Isn’t that just Tylenol with caffeine?

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, would ypu happen to ve a Tylenolican then?

    Greetings from the Nordics, Panannish guy here

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• allidoislietomyself@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Acetimerican

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  • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This breaks the quote, though. (It’s a play on “Black” and “African American”)

    @DarkCloud@lemmy.world this may answer your question if it was a real one 🤷‍♂️

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• Jaysyn@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tylenoutistic

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• assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Paracetamol people

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• Ilixtze@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Call me Tyler-nol

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  • Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tyler-nol from Flu Club?

    ”His name is Robert Paracetmolson” (wink, nod)

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• Nasan@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m a proud Cold+Flu-Severian Acetaminomerican

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Personally I’m a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so I can rest acetaminomerican.

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why would autism be limited to Americans? Do you have to apply “exceptionalism” propaganda to everything?

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We have the original strain.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The Prime Autistic

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hans Asperger was Austrian, not American.

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  • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s kinda like how stuff only gives you cancer in California.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve seen Americans talk about people in Congo as “African-Americans”.

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The rest of the world will call it Paracetamerican.

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So RFKjr is Anti-Acetaminophen-American

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ace-American for short (pronounced Ass-American)

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ableist, smh

    Unless you’re an ass guy then I guess it’s a compliment

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see the minnow fin - american

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• ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ace

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Uh, while there are ace people who are Acetaminophen american,
    Not all us us Ace folks are Acetaminophen american.

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• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Saluting in the US, your hand should be rotated so that the palm of your hand is toward your own face. The person in front of you should be able to see the back of your hand, not your palm. Also, the tips of your fingers should be touching the outside corner of your eyebrow, or the outside corner of your glasses, or the corner of the brim of your cap. The middle of the forehead is right out.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    facepalm

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    • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That might be the worst salute I’ve ever seen.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wrong, this is the new salute:
    Image
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    (/sarcasm)

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    • ikidd@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I take back his /sarcasm

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!

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  • athatet@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    lol salute this

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