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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Saddam Hussain

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  • don@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Oh shit, they’re still alive!”

    (digs up safety coffin)

    “Oh shit, we were really wrong! 🤮

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  • Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    saddam hussein

    how many of these do you have???

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gotta save some for next year, obviously.

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t do this. Use the KISS approach. Shoot the body before burrying.

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    • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I want to be cremated but I also want to be guillotined before being shoved into the fire. Knowing that the likelihood of that actually happening is slim to none, I’m in inclined to request a viewing even though I don’t want one just so they replace my blood with embalming fluid, at least that would ensure I’m dead.

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I ATEN’T DEAD

    That’s why we have a “wake”, to see if the person wakes up.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You want it to be a pull down trigger not a push up one. Because of the bloating

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  • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’m not dead yet.”

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    • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t want to go on the cart!

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    a periscope.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s where the phrase “saved by the bell” comes from isn’t it? Because they used to do this with a bell attached to a rope that the person could ring.

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    • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just put a speaker in the box

    youtu.be/oEygbbZK-u0?t=11

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Isn’t that just a bell, which led to the proverb “saved by the bell”

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    • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Saved by the bell is more than lonely from boxing. Apocryphally about those safety bells but theyre an overblown myth by all estimates

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  • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s wrong with a button? What’s this rube goldberg shit

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      in the 19th century

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