Funerary Engineering

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just put a speaker in the box

  youtu.be/oEygbbZK-u0?t=11

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t that just a bell, which led to the proverb “saved by the bell”

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Saved by the bell is more than lonely from boxing. Apocryphally about those safety bells but theyre an overblown myth by all estimates

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a periscope.

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• captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You want it to be a pull down trigger not a push up one. Because of the bloating

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• Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  saddam hussein

  how many of these do you have???

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta save some for next year, obviously.

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• floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What’s wrong with a button? What’s this rube goldberg shit

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    in the 19th century

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t do this. Use the KISS approach. Shoot the body before burrying.

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  • oppy1984@lemdro.id ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I want to be cremated but I also want to be guillotined before being shoved into the fire. Knowing that the likelihood of that actually happening is slim to none, I’m in inclined to request a viewing even though I don’t want one just so they replace my blood with embalming fluid, at least that would ensure I’m dead.

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• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s where the phrase “saved by the bell” comes from isn’t it? Because they used to do this with a bell attached to a rope that the person could ring.

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  • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I thought it was when you’re getting your shit rocked in the boxing ring and the bell saves you from being pummeled into [T.]K.O.

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I ATEN’T DEAD

  That’s why we have a “wake”, to see if the person wakes up.

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• emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I’m not dead yet.”

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  • AtariDump@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t want to go on the cart!

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• don@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Oh shit, they’re still alive!”

  (digs up safety coffin)

  “Oh shit, we were really wrong! 🤮

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• Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Saddam Hussain

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