ngl im kinda here just waitin for it 🤣

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• aesthelete@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My truck left me and my wife broke down

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  • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Lost my crypto to a Nazi clown

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Image

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But that’s ok, at least my brother’s gitten’ paid

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “But that ol’ Elon made my steed gone,
  Drove straight down the country road with the left signal on.”

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    *Lalalalalalaaaaa

    Now it’s just me and silence, ‘neath this lonesome midnight blue,

    Prayin’ one day my runaway truck remembers me too.*

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “My wife died, my truck left, and my dog refuses to run.”

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• Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ford is already working on it.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ahh shit i forgot to pay for my aircond subscription and now my truck is gone.

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  • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Now THIS is the dystopia I signed up for!

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Insert reject, approve meme here, star-trek not Drake.

    Reject: making fuel efficient cars people can actually afford

    Approve: spending millions on self-reposessing vehicles

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    this could be the only thing marketed about these cars and people will still spend their life savings to buy them.

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  • localhorst@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    suno.com/s/AAJF4kUcW1CRgWBu

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• workerONE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was down on my luck At the end of the day I watched your wheels roll away My cybertrick

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• steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My tractor thinks she’s sexy

  It really turns it on…

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I mean who among us wouldn’t fuck a tractor

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• Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “My truck wife and her truck nuts are gone”

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• Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  With those big screens and all the digital waifus you know the rise in truck sex is finally including the nonrednecks, true cowboys never needed the excuse.

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• Reygle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Self crashing cars

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• Archer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The prequel is Two Trucks by Lemon Demon

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• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  To the rough tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash

  And old cowboy walked out one dark and windy night Upon the curb he saw a spark and a loud bang When all at once he saw his truck Plowin through a sign, onto the road on that fateful night

  It’s light were all ablaze a sign apon it’s hood It’s windows were cracked, and blood apon it’s side A bolt of fear went through him for he still missed his wife For he just lost, the love of his life

  Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie! Rogue truck on the road

  His face was gaunt, his eyes were wet, his shirt was soaked in tears He’s cryin’ hard at the fact he just lost his damned truck Cause his autopilot was set to leave at eight PM For he saw his truck leaving hard, and he heard a mirthful laugh

  A young lad stopped on by him, he heard him call his name “If you want to save your shit from a wreck Then cowboy, hop on in, or lose it to a fate Wait I think it’s already in a ditch, across from Denny’s”

  Yippie-yi-oh, yippie-yi-aie Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road Rogue truck on the road

  I just put way too much effort into a low quality shit post.

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• rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d assume there’s some visionairy artist who maybe likes to parody country sometimes who already wrote it.

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• omniman@anarchist.nexus ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Carsexual youtube guy nightmare
  Those who know 🥀🥀

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