Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better
It's efficient.
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 6 months ago
I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
me too. I’ve never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s Tums.
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I know what brand of candy it is
ckmnstr@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Tropical fruit flavor! That’s a pharmacist’s pineapple pizza.
jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!11
Corn@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.
this@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Yea ok that’s enough Lemmy for me today.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 6 months ago
This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I’m all good for the night.
My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there’s no common over the counter pill that I’m aware of that’s useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What’s a heat tooth?
Winthrowe@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
They like spicy food but can’t handle it well.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I’ll still hit them up once in a while. There’s even ones that haveimt coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 months ago
as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i’m extraordinarily lucky. i’ma go eat a habanero
Serinus@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Habanero is easier than the original post.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would go away and kept me up all night.
Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago
dreugeworst@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot
Anivia@feddit.org 6 months ago
Yeah but I’d rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day
UnfairUtan@lemmy.world 6 months ago
We are grinder brothers
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Just drizzle on some pepto. The real pink sauce.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
How to poison your spouse without them noticing
Etterra@discuss.online 6 months ago
Pfft, you’ll take way more than that measly slice before I need the fruit-flavored chalk.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Not efficient enough:
aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
[deleted]BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 months ago
They already make lactase drops and powder you can add to your food. I personally just think it’s easier to take a couple pills before I eat pizza instead of having a bunch of chalk dust sprinkled on it.
scytale@piefed.zip 6 months ago
I need to figure out how to mix in lactase drops into a dense dessert like a blizzard, because mixing the entire contents of the cup makes it soft faster.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
people get heartburn from one slice of regular-ass pizza?