âman with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11.â
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âman with giant cock kills locust plague and saves the kingdom, more at 11.â
-egyption news
ââŚmore at XI.â
That reads very similar to a dwarf fortress carving description.
They were roommates!
Would you still love me if I was a grasshopper?
This is a sword, hanging on his belt, right?!
Yes, yes a âswordâ said the museum curator
notices penis
âHmm⌠Iâll write down fertility ritual implementâ
Welp⌠canât fucking unsee that.
It immediately gave me a flashback of a video where some guy was narrating a Reddit post about a guy and his imaginary human sized cockroach gf named Ogtha đ
I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Man, those crazy legs kept me up all night.
Itâs like Iâm reading Perdido Street Station in a different timeline.
dwarfs packing some heat
he fuck la cucaracha
La fuckaracha?
Iâll show myself out.
Well that âdwarfâsâ got a giant sizedâeh nevermind.
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard. Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a hugeâŚ
Itâs a scabbard, not a tripod.
Of course it is! They didnât have tripods in the 1st century, so a scabbard would have been a better alternative to our modern condoms anyway, even if it does get a bit crusty.
Some old analog meme. Of course it doesnât make sense because we donât know the context.
I really want the context. Tho the really old jokes Iâve read have all pretty well sucked according to my present tastes, soâŚ
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone â¨7⊠â¨months⊠ago
The craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality!