The Good Genes

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• svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Does that also include the urge to make woop woop woop noises while doing so?

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• corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So much of the kid pidgin. Reading that makes my head hurt.

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• thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Crab people Crab people

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taste like crab, talk like people

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Look at the world around you. What’s the argument for not turning into a crab?

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  • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Under the sea

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  • Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are things that regularly try and succeed in eating them.

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    • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ok and? How does that differ from my girlfriends

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  • fading_person@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ocean acidification :(

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    • BussyGyatt@feddit.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      oh, right.

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just look at the world around you

    Right here on the ocean floor

    Such wonderful things surround you

    What more is you lookin’ for?

    Doot do do doot do do do doot do… 🎶🦀🧜‍♀️

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Crabs don’t have to deal with back pain so I’ll grant them that.

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    • xylol@leminal.space ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As far as we know

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not a Pan-Crustacean, I refuse carcinisation! I shall reach my final form as a proud mammal who eats Pan-Crustaceans for breakfast! Behold!
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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My dog knows it’s time to go outside when I clack the tongs.

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  • Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Burger time

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always get the urge to yell “SPONGEBOY, ME BOB”

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  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My current job involves holding tongs regularly

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Let me guess:

      QC at a tong factory?

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• eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My DNA is so ready to carcinify.

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