My DNA is so ready to carcinify.
The Good Genes
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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eatCasserole@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
I always get the urge to yell “SPONGEBOY, ME BOB”
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
My current job involves holding tongs regularly
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 weeks ago
Let me guess:
QC at a tong factory?
lvxferre@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Crab people Crab people
lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 weeks ago
Taste like crab, talk like people
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Does that also include the urge to make woop woop woop noises while doing so?
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
My dog knows it’s time to go outside when I clack the tongs.
Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
Burger time
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
So much of the kid pidgin. Reading that makes my head hurt.
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
Look at the world around you. What’s the argument for not turning into a crab?
fading_person@lemmy.zip 5 weeks ago
Ocean acidification :(
BussyGyatt@feddit.org 5 weeks ago
oh, right.
LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 5 weeks ago
Crabs don’t have to deal with back pain so I’ll grant them that.
xylol@leminal.space 5 weeks ago
As far as we know
I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Doot do do doot do do do doot do… 🎶🦀🧜♀️
Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
There are things that regularly try and succeed in eating them.
apotheotic@beehaw.org 5 weeks ago
Ok and? How does that differ from my girlfriends
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Under the sea