The Good Genes

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• frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look at the world around you. What’s the argument for not turning into a crab?

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  • LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Crabs don’t have to deal with back pain so I’ll grant them that.

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• eatCasserole@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My DNA is so ready to carcinify.

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I always get the urge to yell “SPONGEBOY, ME BOB”

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  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My current job involves holding tongs regularly

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let me guess:

      QC at a tong factory?

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• thann@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Crab people Crab people

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  • lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Taste like crab, talk like people

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m not a Pan-Crustacean, I refuse carcinisation! I shall reach my final form as a proud mammal who eats Pan-Crustaceans for breakfast! Behold!
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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  From Wiktionary: The convergent evolution of decapod crustaceans from forms dissimilar to true crabs into similar forms.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My dog knows it’s time to go outside when I clack the tongs.

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