Birds of peace

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I would not trust a pelican with ANYTHING! youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    … Just checking.

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  • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I got to hang out with, feed, and pet capybaras and they are some of the chillest mothafuckas I have ever experienced

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  • TragicNotCute@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    GET. IN!

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• mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like how this style of writing seems to honestly reflect internal deep-level thought processes. It feels like debugging into the assembly level of consciousness.

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  • MotoAsh@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Only if you’re not ADHD. Then it’s lkke, “pelican mouth. Oh yesterday was weird. What’s that fucker on the sidewalk doing?! lol movie quote is funny. Will dinner be tasty? What was dinner? lol babies in bird mouth. mmmm chicken…”

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    • mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ADHD brain is multi-threading

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    • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      mmmm chicken

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      for me it’s more like

      1. pelican mouth is weird
      2. I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
      3. reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
      4. that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote
      5. I wish I had some movie popcorn
      6. I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
      7. this must be how the pelicans feel
      8. pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken

      to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected

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• fakeplastic@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This reads like any Amazon product description of the last two years.

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• ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL I learned that pelican mouths are the prefect size for babies. In fact, the pelican mouth is soft and comfortable which is prefect for sleeping babies. Not only are pelican mouths soft and comfortable, they are the prefect shape for babies. The shape is important to provide support for babies. Pelicans can be trusted to keep babies safe in their mouth.

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  • Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    !til@lemmy.world

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  • wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Put the baby in the pelican mouth.

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• Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My thing with pelicans are their freaky ass eyes, I can’t fucking tell what they are looking at and for some reason that fucks with me.

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  • MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make a loud snap.

    After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you, just walk by him he’ll move.”

    Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no and decided to turn around.

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    • Harvey656@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We need to mobilize against these freaks, the mess with my head just as much as horses and their evil beady ass eyes

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  i’ve never have reason to distrust peliccan so why not

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Right. It’s a peli_can_ not a peli_don’t_.

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I peli-would if I peli-could.

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• sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  how I convince heroin addicts to come into my house

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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• CircaV@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s gotta be related to whales.

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