I like how this style of writing seems to honestly reflect internal deep-level thought processes. It feels like debugging into the assembly level of consciousness.
Birds of peace
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Only if you’re not ADHD. Then it’s lkke, “pelican mouth. Oh yesterday was weird. What’s that fucker on the sidewalk doing?! lol movie quote is funny. Will dinner be tasty? What was dinner? lol babies in bird mouth. mmmm chicken…”
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
for me it’s more like
- pelican mouth is weird
- I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
- reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
- that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote
- I wish I had some movie popcorn
- I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
- this must be how the pelicans feel
- pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken
to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 2 weeks ago
mmmm chicken
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
TIL I learned that pelican mouths are the prefect size for babies. In fact, the pelican mouth is soft and comfortable which is prefect for sleeping babies. Not only are pelican mouths soft and comfortable, they are the prefect shape for babies. The shape is important to provide support for babies. Pelicans can be trusted to keep babies safe in their mouth.
wabafee@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Put the baby in the pelican mouth.
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
We can trust pelicans to keep the baby safe.
Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
!til@lemmy.world
danc4498@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
i’ve never have reason to distrust peliccan so why not
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Right. It’s a peli_can_ not a peli_don’t_.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I peli-would if I peli-could.
Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My thing with pelicans are their freaky ass eyes, I can’t fucking tell what they are looking at and for some reason that fucks with me.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t trust them. I was at a bird sanctuary and a pelican was blocking the walkway. Every time I looked at it or tried to walk past it would turn it’s head sideways and look at me. Than open and close it’s mouth and make a loud snap.
After awhile of a standstill an employee there came by and said “oh don’t worry, he’s not going to hurt you, just walk by him he’ll move.”
Fuck that! Even with the assurance I was still like fuck no and decided to turn around.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Geese are assholes, but they don’t hide that fact and in fact want you to be VERY aware of it.
Pelicans meanwhile are evil, they hide their assholery so you’ll think you’re safe.Harvey656@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We need to mobilize against these freaks, the mess with my head just as much as horses and their evil beady ass eyes
sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
how I convince heroin addicts to come into my house
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They never got over being passed for delivery duties by the storks
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This definitely reads like it’s written by the pelican, addressing someone with a baby
synapse1278@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I would not trust a pelican with ANYTHING! youtu.be/phUs2kIGY9M
tomenzgg@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
The strength with which I was rooting for that pigeon; but I already knew, the moment I started the video.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
E-commerce listings shipped from China be like
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CircaV@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
That’s gotta be related to whales.
ummthatguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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dalekcaan@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
… Just checking.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I got to hang out with, feed, and pet capybaras and they are some of the chillest mothafuckas I have ever experienced
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
GET. IN!
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
This is the equivalent to “Im so hungry i could eat a horse”