A love story
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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blarth@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I knew what that was before I clicked and I clicked anyway
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know. If I was a bear and I just discovered toilet paper was a thing. I think I’d be pretty stoked about it.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Unpopular opinion: I prefer Scott. Doesn’t clog toilets easily, doesn’t leave a bunch of crud after wiping (I’ve heard it called clitter but that is gender and region specific. Conveys the idea though) Also is cheaper and lasts longer. I’m sorry so many buttholes feel the need for this stuff
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Does any one remember the toy and show, “care bears?” We should have toys and a cartoon called the Charmin bears. When the bears are defeating evil, they will yell, “Charmin bear shit,” and then bend over to perform a perfectly synced team goatse followed by a super high pressure stream of diarrhea right into the evil doer which knocks the bad guy off his feet.
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I truly believe the world needs more of this kind of flagrant lack of regard for decency when it concerns children.
It is the only reasonable counter to “won’t somebody please think of the children?”
Like. Sure. This is what we think of children.
sours@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Guy, we could legalize child soldiers tomorrow and as long as they promised to keep the kids from home 8 hours a day people would throw their kids at them…
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Betcha it already exists and you just haven’t checked the right sites.
Soapbox@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch. Imagine it animated with claymation.
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I love the Internet
Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I appreciate you and wish you luck on your pitch to Corus.
Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Thanks, it will have to be a joint venture with proctor and gamble.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
One time, I was in New York-- it was around Christmas, may have even been new year’s eve. Anyway, me my wife and our friend were walking around and after awhile, we all needed a bathroom. What do we see? A “Charmin” sponsored bathroom um, ‘store’. There was a line that started on the street to get up one story where the bathrooms were, but it was moving along pretty steady. When we got upstairs it was a big square room, with bathroom doors lining 3 sides-- maybe 15 in all. Each door had an led number above it. There was some kind of carnival music playing, and “Charmin” employees milling about who would cheer and clap every time someone exited a bathroom. It was very weird.
Nikls94@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
When charmin killed the bear they killed their revenue.
That bear was an icon, a symbol of soft toilet paper and a clean asshole. No ripped paper, no surprise on your hand, just a soft and strong piece of TP.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
NO BEAR, GO BROKE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
Mobiuthuselah@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
When did they do that? Maybe it’s confabulation, but I could swear I’ve seen commercials on streaming in the last year.
I’ve had a bidet since right before COVID (coincidentally and conveniently,) so maybe I’m just confused. It was surprising when I found out there was a toilet paper shortage in the US, then finally seeing the empty shelves, but checked the cabinet and after seeing a few rolls realized we were fine for a while. At least a dozen friends installed them soon after based on our feedback, and I know of at least three dozen through them. All bidet, e’ry bidet!
KarlHungus42@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t mind the bear characters, but I hate these commercials because they are a constant reminder that a statistically significant number of people are not fucking wiping their assholes properly and are perpetually traveling down skid row.
Red0ctober@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ll leave this here
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Anti-bidet propaganda ursine gets paid well by the tp lobby, still shits in the woods.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Does a bear poop in the woods?
DarkFuture@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The commercials make me very uncomfortable. But I think about them from time to time, so I guess Charmin wins.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
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nectar45@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Hope the Charmin Bears dont find you and kill you
krunklom@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Death by shit shit