Creating dogs

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”

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  • laranis@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.

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    • 404@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you

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    • Schmoo@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My dog is very cat-like in that she enjoys her personal space. She also enjoys your personal space, and will abruptly invade it when she feels like, just don’t think that gives you permission to do the same to her lol.

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn’t get any credit.

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up

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    • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t that make tomorrow the first Thursday?

      Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart.

      Time is a flat circle.

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      wake up and, smell the asses…

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  • sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It’s Gods will that pugs exist.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cat: laughing silently

  Also Cat: Becomes women’s best friend

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me looking at my cat, and my cat looking at me after reading this comment:

    Image

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  • Thteven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.

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  • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A cat’s tongue has barbs.

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    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So does the cat dick

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  …stackexchange.com/…/was-man-a-gender-neutral-wor…

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• Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My dog would eat the furball

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