Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn’t get any credit.
Creating dogs
Submitted 2 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
_stranger_@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wouldn’t that make tomorrow the first Thursday?
Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart.
Time is a flat circle.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
wake up and, smell the asses…
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It’s Gods will that pugs exist.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women’s best friend
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 2 months ago
Thteven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
A cat’s tongue has barbs.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
So does the cat dick
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 months ago
God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.
j4k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
[deleted]Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My dog would eat the furball
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
laranis@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
404@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
My dog is very cat-like in that she enjoys her personal space. She also enjoys your personal space, and will abruptly invade it when she feels like, just don’t think that gives you permission to do the same to her lol.