Dogs were created by humans from wolves. Even hypothetical God doesn’t get any credit.
Creating dogs
Submitted 1 month ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
No, the universe was created last thursday, wake up
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wouldn’t that make tomorrow the first Thursday?
Wow, Last Thursday and Next Thursday are always two weeks apart.
Time is a flat circle.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
wake up and, smell the asses…
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
But we were made in his image and he imagined that we would turn wolves into pugs. It’s Gods will that pugs exist.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
But this conversation is done as if they were created from scratch. It lies!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cat: laughing silently
Also Cat: Becomes women’s best friend
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
Thteven@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This insinuates that cats can talk but just choose not to, which totally tracks.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
A cat’s tongue has barbs.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
So does the cat dick
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This joke has to be at least 30 years old by now.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God: and if you eat chocolate it will kill you.
j4k3@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My dog would eat the furball
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Also, if you live inside the house, people can touch you anytime they want.”
laranis@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’ve never met a dog who wouldn’t willingly make this trade.
404@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
You wouldn’t meet those who wouldn’t would you
Schmoo@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
My dog is very cat-like in that she enjoys her personal space. She also enjoys your personal space, and will abruptly invade it when she feels like, just don’t think that gives you permission to do the same to her lol.