The regrets of life

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This outcome is good either way tho.
  If she was actually into you and didnt do anything about it at all for years, then she is an idiot and you dodged a bullet.
  If she is lying then she just wants to make you sad and you dodged a bullet.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Option 3 - she just wanted some dick & was trying to get you to volunteer as tribute.

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Option 4 - she was doing a lot about it but you thought she was Canadian and was just being polite.

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    • medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In that case, maybe he should cumtribute indeed.

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If she was actually into you and didnt do anything about it at all for years, then she is an idiot and you dodged a bullet.

    So, there might be 2 idiots then.

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• octopus_ink@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is the sort of comment that no one believes but I’m OK with that.

  The night I left for boot camp, I had not one but two longtime female friends throw themselves at me, within less than an hour of each other. I slept with neither of them, didn’t do more than kiss either of them, but we’re talking sudden, “OK, what is she-oh wow ok-5 minutes go by” kind of kisses. I’d known one of them since the first grade.

  Now, here’s the part where you stop formulating your accusations of implausible humblebrag and it becomes relatable to OP. 😁

  YEARS, and by years I mean DECADES of my life passed before I considered the possibility that it was anything other than “we’re probably not going to see each other again after this, let me give him a treat to remember me by.”

  And let me tell you, when that sort of realization hits you decades later, it’s on a whole 'nother level.

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  • zeropointone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • Slotos@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Probably tongue.

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    • octopus_ink@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Sad Answer: I’m 30 years too late to find out!

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  • Soapbox@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    See, my cynical self assumed they both were hoping to lock you down as a BF or husband to mooch off of you, and cheat like crazy while you are deployed.

    Maybe I have just heard those stories too many times, from people I know who were in the military.

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• omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach

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  • MajesticTechie@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You good bro?

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    • Honytawk@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Obviously not.

      Go get some help OP, that isn’t a normal reaction in any stretch of the imagination. And it isn’t a funny joke either.

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I used to have a major crush on the brother of my best friend but never said anything. Mainly because i was a teenager and he was in his mid twenties and it would have made everything awkward between me and my best friend (it kind of feels forbidden where i come from). I think someone who seriously says something like this has nothing to lose or they know that nothing will ever happen anyway and they want to play mind games out of boredom or due to low self esteem .

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• interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Just because she’s being flirty doesn’t mean she’s into you And it’s not fun to turn down someone like that If they’re interested they’re going to have to ask in writing and notarized to make sure there’ s no miscommunication

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Not today, CIA.

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’m really glad I watched little miss sunshine while in highschool. I took this to heart and am so glad I did.

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• medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I still can’t forgive myself for not having asked a chick for her number after I had a good dance with her at a party…25 years ago. She was very pretty, exactly my kind of woman, at least physically, which is presumably why I was afraid to ask. It made me realise that I absolutely prefer to deal with the pain of rejection than to deal with the resentment and self-loathing of not having asked a woman out, asked for her number or even just talked to her.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    males always forget that women are also insecure. When you think she will say No, she is really thinking I wish he would ask me

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    • medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Amen.

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• Crackhappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.

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• Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  OP, I don’t think you ever saw my sister’s best friend in highschool.

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• dataprolet@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who is she?

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  • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s an older picture. Her name is Elizabeth Riley. She doesn’t post much anymore, but she’s still got some good stuff on her Onlyfans page (https://onlyfans.com/lizrileyxo)

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    • Bababasti@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Nice try! But I am prepared for your shenanigans

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Holy shit it’s 2005

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    • polydactyl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Wow that’s hot 🥵

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    • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Thanks!

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    friend of my sister. In all the times we had conversations I had to struggle to look at her face. For some reason my focus was always lower

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