This is the sort of comment that no one believes but I’m OK with that.
The night I left for boot camp, I had not one but two longtime female friends throw themselves at me, within less than an hour of each other. I slept with neither of them, didn’t do more than kiss either of them, but we’re talking sudden, “OK, what is she-oh wow ok-5 minutes go by” kind of kisses. I’d known one of them since the first grade.
Now, here’s the part where you stop formulating your accusations of implausible humblebrag and it becomes relatable to OP. 😁
YEARS, and by years I mean DECADES of my life passed before I considered the possibility that it was anything other than “we’re probably not going to see each other again after this, let me give him a treat to remember me by.”
And let me tell you, when that sort of realization hits you decades later, it’s on a whole 'nother level.
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
This outcome is good either way tho.
If she was actually into you and didnt do anything about it at all for years, then she is an idiot and you dodged a bullet.
If she is lying then she just wants to make you sad and you dodged a bullet.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Option 3 - she just wanted some dick & was trying to get you to volunteer as tribute.
Slovene@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Option 4 - she was doing a lot about it but you thought she was Canadian and was just being polite.
medem@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
In that case, maybe he should cumtribute indeed.
user224@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
So, there might be 2 idiots then.