Checkmate.

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• disposablethumbs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Keep on truckin’” 👼

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Roll coal, and deport those Mexicans!” - White Jesus

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Keep that Amazon garbage moving👍

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• napkin2020@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Aren’t there like few dozen(if not 100+) writers for the whole bible?

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  • SpookyLights@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The joke is that the bible is “the word of god.”

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    • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s not even textually true, as many books start with “this is X, son of Y, and I’m writing to you”. But people are functionally illiterate. 🤷

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In terms of the New Testament - There’s a few writers who based their stories off Macion’s Evangelion. And then some more who just made shit up for the sport of Apologetics. After that there were hundreds of scribes who poorly translated and changed the text, either by accident or on purpose.

    I haven’t seen the Stylometry of the old testiment, but I’m guessing it’s almost all stolen from other regious texts. Genisis alone has two competing creation stories.

    80+ authors is what I’m assuming.

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    • CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      For anyone interested share.google/Z0ograFRwlccW3HZc

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lol that was my thought but someone already explained it in another comment. That said, maybe there’s a signed copy of the Book of Mormon (well, rather the ‘transcriber’, lol)… or oh oh, or maybe Dianetics. I bet that’d be worth a ton.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Signed by King James himself!

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Aww shiiit I’m cooked!

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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s not too late to undo all the times you jerked off

    Wait

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Welp, there go several afternoons stuffing my dick back up with a funnel…

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll sell you a signed copy of any book you like provided that it’s still in on print and you’re not really fussed about who signed it. (Buyer pays shipping, tariffs, taxes, usury and attention)

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just read the name written in reverse. This will undo creation and allow you to escape the trolling. 👌

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• Zagorath@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This post being literally right after this one in my feed is hilarious.

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• Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i have a rare bible signed by Roger Moore, it’s worth $150.

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Made in China?

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yes. Have you never heard of the taipeng rebellion?

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Plot twist: the people selling this are actually Athiests. Haha

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• DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It was written by men. Very specifically men, as it happens.

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did Donald Trump release this bible?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No, that one is wrapped in gold foil and has his signature.

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    • IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      gold foil

      Aluminium foil hastily coloured with a golden marker.

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• UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plot twist: Original Martin Luther

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