Aren’t there like few dozen(if not 100+) writers for the whole bible?
Checkmate.
Submitted 3 weeks ago by marighost@piefed.social to [deleted]
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napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
SpookyLights@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
The joke is that the bible is “the word of god.”
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s not even textually true, as many books start with “this is X, son of Y, and I’m writing to you”. But people are functionally illiterate. 🤷
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
In terms of the New Testament - There’s a few writers who based their stories off Macion’s Evangelion. And then some more who just made shit up for the sport of Apologetics. After that there were hundreds of scribes who poorly translated and changed the text, either by accident or on purpose.
I haven’t seen the Stylometry of the old testiment, but I’m guessing it’s almost all stolen from other regious texts. Genisis alone has two competing creation stories.
80+ authors is what I’m assuming.
CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
For anyone interested share.google/Z0ograFRwlccW3HZc
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Lol that was my thought but someone already explained it in another comment. That said, maybe there’s a signed copy of the Book of Mormon (well, rather the ‘transcriber’, lol)… or oh oh, or maybe Dianetics. I bet that’d be worth a ton.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Signed by King James himself!
criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Aww shiiit I’m cooked!
IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s not too late to undo all the times you jerked off
Wait
Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Welp, there go several afternoons stuffing my dick back up with a funnel…
Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 weeks ago
Mike_Hunt@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
i have a rare bible signed by Roger Moore, it’s worth $150.
j4k3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Made in China?
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Yes. Have you never heard of the taipeng rebellion?
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ll sell you a signed copy of any book you like provided that it’s still in on print and you’re not really fussed about who signed it. (Buyer pays shipping, tariffs, taxes, usury and attention)
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Did Donald Trump release this bible?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No, that one is wrapped in gold foil and has his signature.
IsoKiero@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
gold foil
Aluminium foil hastily coloured with a golden marker.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Plot twist: the people selling this are actually Athiests. Haha
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
It was written by men. Very specifically men, as it happens.
ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just read the name written in reverse. This will undo creation and allow you to escape the trolling. 👌
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Plot twist: Original Martin Luther
disposablethumbs@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
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sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
“Keep on truckin’” 👼
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Roll coal, and deport those Mexicans!” - White Jesus
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Keep that Amazon garbage moving👍