Huh. Every time I ask Cat a question, they just reply with ‘give me more food’. I don’t think it can be trusted…
Cat > Chat every time
Submitted 8 months ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Sold.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
yes, but you don’t turn my inane rambling into coherent notes.
Sylence@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
We’re cooked cat
fox2263@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Has anyone made CatGPT?
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 8 months ago
[yes])(cat-gpt.com
_AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
that’s just letting your cat walk on your keyboard
CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Meow
Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Now I so want to vibe code a wrapper for deepseek that’s just an ascii cat that lives in your terminal and refuses to engage on your terms but keeps begging for treats and swatting at your cursor. The only output it generates are hallucinated “cat facts”
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Wouldn’t this just be a very simple bash script and a large selection of ASCII cats?
Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Could be, but all I know about bash is that it’s what I did to my brain 6 or so times and now I’m vibe coding cause i can’t learn new things unless they remind me of when i was 11 and having a religious experience because I finally got the damned r36h to connect to ssh and compile hello world. Ideally the script would have a single set of ascii cat animation loops that would be able to interact with the terminal text, climbing, laying on, pouncing, ascii ball of yarn etc. Then you would have a wrapper for a chatbot could be deepseek, just needs to be able to make up things about cats and roleplay in text as a cat. So maybe you could have a command, say caterm, that runs the cat but also you can give it prompts, caterm feed treat and the cat maybe does an eating animation or maybe refuses the food or knocks it over. But sometimes if you get complex with the prompts it starts talking to you son of Sam style and makes up cat facts that aren’t true just an infinite amount of batshit things about cats. And once I get it working how I like it, I’ll release it without documenting the functionality well and watch what unfolds. Maybe only I find that funny but it makes me smile
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
CatGPT is it your dinner time?
Valmond@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Chat in french is cat.
G sounds like j’ai (I have)
PT sounds like (pété) farted.
The french media had trouble with that one when chatgpt 3 came around.
end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 8 months ago
coincidentally one of the most foul-smelling farts I have ever encountered was from my cat
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Chatgpt is an amazing tool IF you know a bit about what you are looking for. I have more than once argued with chatgpt because I knew it was giving me wrong info. Use it like you would use google translate. If you nothing about it assume it’s wrong
SorryQuick@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Alternatively, if you know little to nothing about what you’re looking for.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Even if you don’t know what to look for. Just k iwing what is sensible to ask for and what not, is a necessity. Like "hey chatgpt, I need to elarn about Grafana. I know its a monitoring thing but thats all. Can you give me some sources and keywords to research?:
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yes as source of info tool it’s better than google
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Doesn’t arguing with ChatGPT sound like an immense waste of time?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Well yes, the thing is I needed a list of all NIST80053 families, controls and improvements in a specific format. It was easier to make chatgpt get the correct info than to format it myself lol
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Yes but it’s about devaluing labor not accomplishing tasks.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Yes, but my employer pays me either way.
panic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
A waste of time, sure, but also wasteful to the AI company because of the resources required to respond, and therefore a win.
That’s why you should always send an extra little message to thank AI tools after you use them. In addition to being polite, leading you to potentially be spared in the case of an AI uprising, it bleeds the AI companies just a teeny tiny bit, which adds up.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 months ago
But chat means cat already
Dis32@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Plus you get pspspspsps
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
God dammit Donut
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 8 months ago
French people reading the title : 😡😡😡
Zachariah@lemmy.world 8 months ago
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 8 months ago
Turn your sound on.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m still surprised AI hallucinations aren’t called cat farts.
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 8 months ago
French people when: 😡😡😡
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Chat, j’ai pété