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• GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not really going to sleep well when ghosts keep showing up and waking you up every hour to show you your past, present, and future.

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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just buy some for them too and sleep together

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But the three then they also get confronted with their ghosts for the past, present and future

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What’s the purpose of a night cap? Like why would anyone want to wear a tall, floppy hat while they sleep?

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    To keep your head during sleep.

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    • protist@mander.xyz ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does a tall, floppy hat keep your head warmer than something that lays closer to your head?

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  • Godric@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I actually wondered the exact same thing when I posted this and searched it, it’s to keep your head warm and your pomaded hair off the pillows back when effective heat and regular showers were less common.

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  • Laser@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s a statement. Similar to a thinking cap

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  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    ever tried sleeping in the cold?

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    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But why is it tall and floppy? Why not just like a knit beanie?

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When my child was young enough that they couldn’t talk but could express themself, once I put them to bed and told them it was time to sleep. They squinted their eyes to pretend they were closed and said “honk shoo, honk shoo.”

  I was flabbergasted. Turns out their mother had taught them that as a kind of meditation to progress towards sleep, but I didn’t know that and briefly thought they’d manifested it on their own.

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• hactar42@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.

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  • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    bah humbug

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• BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not when the ghost of Jacob Marley comes and fucks with you.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Overlooked the “with” at first and got really confused that someone was horny for “A Christmas Carol.”

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    • Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Putting the Dick in Dickens

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  • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He only haunts landlords

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• BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sleepy Gary?

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not with pol**ster, you ain’t.

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• Crozekiel@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Someone’s gonna be disappointed when they get the hat and realize it is child-sized…

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They have a comically small head.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  No, you’re about to be visited by three ghosts.

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• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any men here tried sleeping in a night gown? I have and it rode up to my shoulders, might as well have just slept nude.

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