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• Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sir or Madam, this is shitposting, not piss posting!

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  • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yeah I doubt this guy could really bear down and poop at all in this position!

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gotta twist the legs the other way for that

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Harder, better, faster, stronger. Become a personal piss pressure washer today.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you suffer from erectile softness, sliding yourself into an MRI like this will cause the iron-rich blood from your whole body to be drawn into your pennis by the powerful magnet. Then you just tie a tourniquet on it at the base, and you’re good to go.

  Also works in a large centrifuge in which they train fighter pilots, if you don’t have access to a hospital.

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  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Username checks out

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• kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Fuck, now i can’t get up🫢

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• three@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That tile grout ain’t gonna clean itself.

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• Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ya sure. I would snap.

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• DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  After a taste test I’ve concluded that my pee is strong enough.

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• Yoldark@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Since i’ve tried this. My pee can’t get stronger or i will break walls.

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• Camille@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I need to know, now. Does it work? Does it hurt?

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It totally works. Yoga has a pose called camel that is the unsupported version of this. You are essentially up on your knees but bending back so your hands can reach your heels. It strengthens a lot of the small muscles needed for continence.

    It’s a difficult pose, yes. It shouldn’t hurt if done correctly. There are supported and modified versions such as our fellow here is doing that have similar benefits.

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    • Camille@lemmy.ml ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Omg ok I get it! It’s to strengthen the muscles in the zone to then be able to pee harder. Omg I was expecting the guy to pee in this position, I’m so dumb

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I did that, now I don’t need a powerwasher.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now you’re involuntarily peeing into a bag.

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