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Why is it called eating ass if you don't actually eat it?

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?

      Right???

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      • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.

        … well, then again…

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    • SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?

      Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.

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    • hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      You don’t include the egg yolk? You heathen!

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    • doingthestuff@lemy.lol ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.

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  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Because “sucking ass” already means something else.

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  • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tongue fucking ass doesn’t roll off the fart licker like “eating”

    We could bouge it up some though. Tonight I’ll be dining on ass

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  • BassTurd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I don’t eat ass. I tongue punch the fart box.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      In Soviet Russian the fart-box punches you!

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      • BassTurd@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Wherever you are, if you punch too hard, the fart box always punches back.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t eat the ass? Hmmmmm, we’re doing it very differently.

    blood dripping from corners of mouth

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    • Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What’s all this cutlery for then?

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When served up a beautiful dish prepared by a 3 star Michelin chef, you don’t eat the flatware.

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  • Theprogressivist@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s actually called tossing a salad.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You don’t? Chicken butt is delicious.

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  • toomanypancakes@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You....don't?

    Uh oh

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