You don’t eat the ass? Hmmmmm, we’re doing it very differently.
blood dripping from corners of mouth
Why is it called eating ass if you don't actually eat it?
Submitted 8 months ago by SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 8 months ago
What’s all this cutlery for then?
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
When served up a beautiful dish prepared by a 3 star Michelin chef, you don’t eat the flatware.
toomanypancakes@piefed.world 8 months ago
You....don't?
Uh oh
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Tongue fucking ass doesn’t roll off the fart licker like “eating”
We could bouge it up some though. Tonight I’ll be dining on ass
BassTurd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I don’t eat ass. I tongue punch the fart box.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 months ago
In Soviet Russian the fart-box punches you!
BassTurd@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wherever you are, if you punch too hard, the fart box always punches back.
Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 8 months ago
It’s actually called tossing a salad.
actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Because “sucking ass” already means something else.
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
doingthestuff@lemy.lol 8 months ago
It’s called French kissing because you both surrender to each other.
SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
Why’s it called a blow job when you’re mostly sucking it?
Because the term started life as "A below job - i.e. below the belt - and mutated to blow job because whispered quickly, in the backseat of a car, that’s what it sounds like.
hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
You don’t include the egg yolk? You heathen!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait. You guys are just messing with me, right?
Right???
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
I would never mess around when it comes to blow jobs.
… well, then again…
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
You don’t? Chicken butt is delicious.