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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  After his mandatory brainworm injection, Tom became a predictive never of the Trump administration.

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• sibannac@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  They found Saddam

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• recursive_recursion@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  RFK Jr and ACIP Claims Autism Cure by Extracting "Negative Brain Fluids"!

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I’m injecting the update now; you should be getting the new Emojis in just a moment.”

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Isn’t this just earwax removal?

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  • Skychuck@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It may be caloric reflex testing. That would explain the goggles. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caloric_reflex_test

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    • valentinesmith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      also the eyes moving to one side. First time I have ever read about this, thanks for sharing

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  • bleistift2@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I guess this is rinsing an infected ear. The eyes are protected to prevent droplets of possibly infected goo entering them.

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  • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you have to plug your goggles into an outlet before earwax removal as well?

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    • blackbrook@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When your brain explodes out your other ear, you don’t want to be getting any in your eyes. Also, its not a plug, it just ties them to the table so you don’t steal them.

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  • JillyB@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have a special syringe for this. I had impacted ear wax a few years ago and I went to urgent care to get it rinsed. Turns out my other ear was also impacted, just not as bad. After the rinse, I could hear in 3D. I felt like I shouldn’t have been allowed to drive home because it felt like I was on acid it was so overwhelming. On the drive home I heard a crappy Honda with a bad exhaust drive by and I was scream-laughing at how visceral it was.

    Now I rinse regularly in the shower and don’t get to have free acid trips :(

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  • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ear part is. Whatever is happening to the eyes isn’t.

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  • ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yep. I have a kit for this in my medicine cabinet.

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    • ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With goggles and all?

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Idiotectomies required the subject’s corporation for the best results. Hanneman’s (Journal of Medical Ethics, June 2017) breakthrough, illustrated here, uses bomb glasses to increase compliance. It is rare the fuse needs to be lit, but a lighter should be kept in plain view of the subject as both reminder and enforcement if necessary.

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• belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I accidentally let a joe rogan clip play, please remove the part of my brain that remembers it”

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• Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s an old investigation about vertigo, injecting cold water in the ear.

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• biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me calibrating my tinitus

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• ace_garp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Enhance your hearing with Radium, today!

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• Quibblekrust@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Norman Rockwell getting his weekly injection of inspiration.

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• SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Topping up my sigma fluid

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• Atlusb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ‘We find this alkali wash really alleviates the toxin build ups around your head. That’s the real cause of migraines’

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  • Atlusb@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe I should add that is the “not science meme” answer.

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• Safeguard@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Recharging my google glasses

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• nebulaone@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Injecting deafness.

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fucking ear worm

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• phonics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Listening to fox news

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  • Zerush@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No, FOX News are inyected in the frontal lobe, causing a lobotomy

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    • phonics@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was seeing this as an extraction. Not the insertion

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• underisk@hexbear.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The first attempts at IVF were quite misguided.

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Squirtology has come a long way. Yes, the old squirt applications such as that of seamen are still just as relevant today as they were on the first squirting event. Now we squirt all sorts of things for fun and profit!

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• AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That is what I assume they did when they last had to put in a tube in my ear. At least for the numbing agent, even though I’m fairly certain they didn’t.

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This

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